Give Thailand a New Country Slogan Besides "Land of Smiles"

[chitown]

I have said it for years..........

Welcome to Thailand........"SAFETY FIRST!"




Any others???

[Spin]

How about

Welcome to Thailand, HIV is everywhere, bag up lads.

[chitown]

Would this be a fitting sign?

[Mid]

her indoors has two ,

Only in Thailand and the tried and tested Amazing Thailand ,

funny thing is that she is saying she is from Lao more and more these days ...........................

[Gallowspole]

Loads of Suicides

Short time pleasure, long time pain.

[mad_dog]

I've never seen this 7 kinds of smile stuff in my 5 years here in BKK Thais are miserable and you only get shark like smiles from whores or con men. Out in the countryside they smile like normal people. I've honestly never noticed Thais being particularly smilie

[Wallalai]

Last one satang ?

[Texpat]

Land of Smirks
Land of Sharks
Lots of Sheisters
Lame ole shitheads
Lousy on schedule
Lend or skidaddle
Lost or searching
Last one standing
Look over shoulder

[EmperorTud]

Thailand - Hub of hubs.

[DaveRobin]

lols.

[Lady Hawk]

Thailand....I smile you pay

[mad_dog]

bureaucracy hub of asia

[Scooter]

Apart from the straw hats that looks like quite a sensible site.They are using metal.Where's the bamboo?Must be bangkok right?

[Texpat]

bureaucracy hub of asia

India makes LOS look like a walk in the park.

[mad_dog]

bureaucracy hub of asia

India makes LOS look like a walk in the park.

I've never been. What % of the local girls are fit? (most important factor in any country)

[chinthee]

^Unless they work in Bollywood, they're all very fat, not fit. forget it. And, they can never hook up with you because they have this complicated caste system in Hindu belief that if you are Christian or Buddhist you will never qualify for.

Stay in Thailand and enjoy the easy life.

[lamangaharry]

LOS = Land of Sinsott

[Texpat]

^^ Yeah.

Spent two months there. Had an ongoing bet with the boys to see who might spot the first shaggable bird.

Thank the almighty beings our interim stop home (to Japan) was Utapao. There is a god!

I've heard Pakistan is worse, but I'd rather gnaw my bone off than do another trip to India.

[Marmite the Dog]

Land of Slags

[Udonite]

Land of Smoke and Mirrors

[Ivor Biggun]

Land Of Scams

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Land of slitty-eyed, copycat, xenophobic lazy little gooks.

[good2bhappy]

Land of shags?
or has someone done that one?

[qwerty]

Thailand - More than just cheap sex.

Actually, I work part time as a proofreader/editor for an Advertising Company in BKK. We do some work for the TAT and last year they came out with something like "Every hour in Thailand is Happy Hour". They were somewhat surprised when I told them what a Happy Hour was!