Why so many farang cretins in Thailand?

**Smeg** · 08-03-2008, 12:01 AM

Pretty much a hypothetical question.

Go out in pubs in the UK (normal places, not the couple of percent of twat-filled town centre places with bouncers on the doors) and see normal farang guys doing normal stuff 95% of the time.

However, in Thailand, at least a third of non spouse-accompanied farang guys look really odd, e.g almost or completely bald at the age of 30, nerdy glasses like Marmite, or lurk around with the air of a child abuser, hands in pockets whilst trying to look normal etc.

ok badly written OP due to heineken, but do you disagree?

**Gallowspole** · 08-03-2008, 12:13 AM

I had a fukin huge dump 2 minutes ago.

Anyone care to discuss?

**Smeg** · 08-03-2008, 12:14 AM

The forum needs stimulation. Sorry for my late-night attempts

**Gallowspole** · 08-03-2008, 12:18 AM

ditto.... guess what? No one wants to talk about my shit either.

**chitown** · 08-03-2008, 12:22 AM

Originally Posted by Smeg

Pretty much a hypothetical question.

Go out in pubs in the UK (normal places, not the couple of percent of twat-filled town centre places with bouncers on the doors) and see normal farang guys doing normal stuff 95% of the time.

However, in Thailand, at least a third of non spouse-accompanied farang guys look really odd, e.g almost or completely bald at the age of 30, nerdy glasses like Marmite, or lurk around with the air of a child abuser, hands in pockets whilst trying to look normal etc.

ok badly written OP due to heineken, but do you disagree?

You lush.........

**Happyman** · 08-03-2008, 12:23 AM

Why so many farang cretins in Thailand ?

Dunno but it seems that there are two possible solutions to reduce the number

1 ) If you are in UK - stay there
2) if you are in Thailand - go home

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 08-03-2008, 01:03 AM

Why so many farang cretins in Thailand?

Because they come here.

**English Noodles** · 08-03-2008, 02:10 AM

Originally Posted by Smeg

do you disagree?

No, i agree. Some of the farang i see out on the sky train wearing cheap shoes, sporting bad hair styles shiffty looks and poor standards of hygiene make me feel ill at times.

Noodles.

**Panda** · 08-03-2008, 06:36 AM

Bald, shifty looking farangs should be banned from entering Thailand.
Especially if they dress badly and wear glasses.

**Hootad Binky** · 08-03-2008, 07:11 AM

Because everyone knows if you dress badly and wear glasses you're a deviant

I believe the Khmer Rouge shot people for wearing glasses, but maiming is certainly in order for this:

You know who are!

**November Rain** · 08-03-2008, 07:46 AM

Originally Posted by Smeg

Pretty much a hypothetical question.

Go out in pubs in the UK (normal places, not the couple of percent of twat-filled town centre places with bouncers on the doors) and see normal farang guys doing normal stuff 95% of the time.

However, in Thailand, at least a third of non spouse-accompanied farang guys look really odd, e.g almost or completely bald at the age of 30, nerdy glasses like Marmite, or lurk around with the air of a child abuser, hands in pockets whilst trying to look normal etc.

ok badly written OP due to heineken, but do you disagree?

Sorry, Smeg, but I really don't know what you're on about.

Yes, there is the age/weight/hygiene ratio of some farang men & their Thai partners which has been done to death, but you don't seem to be talking about that.

You really think the average farang in Thailand looks worse than the average farang in UK? Gotta disagree, I'm afraid. I spent a week in Doncaster late last year & some of the sights I saw there, I have certainly never seen the likes of in Thailand. It may depend where you live (both in farangland & in Thailand), but in my experience, no, they're no worse here than there.

**Bobcock** · 08-03-2008, 07:53 AM

I think smeg is probably correct.

In the Thailand he lives in and the places he frequents he would have such observations.

The Thailand I live in seems to be quite different.

In my Thailand marmites glasses are stylish.

**jizzybloke** · 08-03-2008, 08:04 AM

He has two pairs night and day...

**Blake7** · 08-03-2008, 08:22 AM

I met a prime example in the compnay of Jarvis last night

**Looper** · 08-03-2008, 08:29 AM

If the Farang cretin of this OP is still 3 times more productive than the Thai moron of Smeg's other OP (as Reaper suggests in the other thread) then the UK -> Thailand flux of cretins inceases the average per capita productivity of both nations - so no bad thing.

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 08-03-2008, 08:39 AM

^^ I have it on very good authority that this is true, hard as it may be to believe.

Blake 7 met Jarvis last night.

Luckydog · 08-03-2008, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Happyman

Why so many farang cretins in Thailand ?

Dunno but it seems that there are two possible solutions to reduce the number

1 ) If you are in UK - stay there
2) if you are in Thailand - go home

Like it Happy Hahahahahahaha. But he is right I fear. Yobs many of them covered in Tattoos and sporting shaven heads!

**NickA** · 08-03-2008, 10:20 AM

^You live in Pattaya, right?

**William** · 08-03-2008, 10:29 AM

If I was a bounty-hunter, I'd live in Thailand. Everyone runs there, and given the place has extradition treaties with the world, I've never understood why.

**good2bhappy** · 08-03-2008, 10:35 AM

Def: Cretin COD: Deformed idiot of a kind found esp in Alpine valleys!
Does it mean Germans?

**DJ Pat** · 08-03-2008, 11:48 AM

Smeg has a point, walk around Saphan Khwai and look at how the farangs are dressed.

Utterly ridiculously:

**terry57** · 08-03-2008, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by Hootad Binky

Because everyone knows if you dress badly and wear glasses you're a deviant

I believe the Khmer Rouge shot people for wearing glasses, but maiming is certainly in order for this:

You know who are!

Foking socks with sandles. Its choise mate.

You English fellas need to get over this as it gives us Aussie's so many laughs, its criminal.

**terry57** · 08-03-2008, 12:02 PM

^

Sorry fellas but you think I'm taking the piss. ?

Its fooking 35 deg at the beach and some Pom will wander down with his skinny white legs and those foking socks and sandles on.

I shit you not, and the boys foking love it as its foking hilarious.

Keep up the top work lads.

**Wallalai** · 08-03-2008, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by good2bhappy

Def: Cretin COD: Deformed idiot of a kind found esp in Alpine valleys!
Does it mean Germans?

I'm afraid it was intended to swiss people living where I was born: "crétin des alpes".

Ask for more informations if you want, I'll try to find some links.

Anyway, I'm sure some members who like me will not disagree.

**Ivor Biggun** · 08-03-2008, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by terry57

Sorry fellas but you think I'm taking the piss. ?

Bush tucker man wore socks or am I mistaken ? If was good enough for him it's good enough for us Brits

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