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    Koh Samui - Chaweng Beach - Shag a tourist

    Ok so which girl would you like to share a night or 2 with?

    For me it would have to be Tracey on the far left as she has lovely breasts, Sharon in the middle seems to be a constant scowler, and hell, who wants a scowler, or would you go for Steve on the right who has just had a successful sex change?


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    I'll go for the one on the left too but they probably all have annoying Essex whiney tones and pretend to like football.....

    I reckon the skinny white ginger bloke is from Scotland and the guy behind buying drugs from the beach vendor is from Isreal.... Neither of these 2 would I share a night with...

    I've seen this photo before somewhere..... You think these girls know that they are famous yet?....

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    i,ll bag the whinger, i got just the solution to keep her mouth full err closed..

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    Quote Originally Posted by rawlins
    I reckon the skinny white ginger bloke is from Scotland
    I have been away from the Uk for nearly 20 years now, got to admit I am suprised they still have a problem with the ginger hair gene, thought they could have eradicated it by now, must be quite upsetting for their parents.

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    I like the bird in the background walking along the beach in a red bikini.

    The three slappers in the foreground are of course completely indifferent to their ignorance of Thai culture by getting their baps out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    The three slappers in the foreground are of course completely indifferent to their ignorance of Thai culture by getting their baps out.
    really?

    oh thanks for letting me know that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    completely indifferent to their ignorance of Thai culture by getting their baps out.
    Just pretend it is a beach in Spain then scampy and tell us which one you would like to shag, jesus christ......

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    Yes, if they wanted to respect Thai culture they'd have to wait until dark then go into a seedy go-go bar before getting their baps out.

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    how much do you get paid ? I might do the ladyboy one for 10,000 THB a short time

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    i like the middle one best.
    she has a squidgy face and my favourite colour is green.

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    I reckon the skinny white ginger bloke is...
    Afghan Harry "the 23-year-old prince holds the rank of cornet -- equivalent to a second lieutenant -- and serves as a forward air controller with a group called Joint Tactical Air Control, or JTAC."

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    I'd have to see 'em on stage wearing knee-high boots with panties stuffed down one leg before I could possibly make a decision.

    Something tells me they're not from UK.



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    I'd have to go for Steve, as he reminds me of the last English chick who felt sorry enough for me to let me get in her knickers. Twice, rather bizarrely. This was in Bangkok as well, not Basildon.

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    Hard to say at first sight. I'd do a foursome.

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    Shouldn't this be a poll???

    Anyway i'd have to go for Sharon in the middle for the simple reason she looks like she wouldn't enjoy it, and the more they hate it, the more i love it!!!!!

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    These 3 girls really doesn't deserve a thread. They are the common farang girls you can find in any european beach without having a look at them.

    No more value than a hamburger.

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    girl on the left for me, if she felt charitable that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
    Twice, rather bizarrely. This was in Bangkok as well,
    that's disgusting!

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    The one on the left has by far and away the best tits which I believe is swinging it for most people on here, however for some reason the bird on the right looks like she would be right at home in a cheeky pair of glasses and trouser suit and would let me rattle her in the bogs of economy class on a Virgin train from London to Coventry.

    So i'm going for her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp
    completely indifferent to their ignorance of Thai culture by getting their baps out.
    Just pretend it is a beach in Spain then scampy and tell us which one you would like to shag, jesus christ......
    I said the one walking along the beach in the red bikini - Jesus Christ are you deaf as well as have a bad quality avatar???


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    The one on the left looks fairly shaggable, but Samui looks dreadful. I haven't there in 20 years. It was much quieter back then with emptier beaches, bamboo huts and interesting soup. That could be Miami Beach or Cancun. Why even come to Thailand if you're going to end up on a beach like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by floorpotato View Post
    Why even come to Thailand if you're going to end up on a beach like that?
    If you see my Samui report you will see why I won't be rushing back... It was OK, but I was left a bit dissapointed by it overall.... In fact that photo was one of the highlights of the trip...

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    I'd give them all a good rogering, you guys are down right fussy ain't ya's?, and of course your such handsome bastards you could take your pick.

    Anyway,

    That little white skinny bugger with the ginger hair has to be a clone of Aunty when he was a young fella and its no wonder he could never pull a Chicky babe.

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    To be quite honest i would do none of them, the majority of farang birds have bad attitudes so i'd rather do without.

    Left to right.

    Bird 1. seems to be having trouble untieing a knot in her M&S bikini.

    Bird 2. is lavishing the limelight and admires her shaven Herbys bonnet.

    Bird 3. can smell fish and it aint blowing in from the ocean, how disgusting.
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    Landlubber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terry57 View Post
    I'd give them all a good rogering, you guys are down right fussy ain't ya's?,

    Ughh (rising tone)




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