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    How to handle women.

    I have seen over the past few days, that some of the female posters (including some queers) has been a little touchy...So here is a manual about some safety precautions... Please feel free to add any comments or improvements....SAFETY FIRST....

    The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

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    Handle them?
    Firm and use both your hands

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    Nice one Dalton. I'll put a copy in the kitchen straight away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loombucket View Post
    Nice one Dalton. I'll put a copy in the kitchen straight away.
    Don't be too hasty, Loomy. Much as I love Dalts, he's not really the world's expert on women, are you sweetie?

    When he comes up with a 'definitive lifestyle of fish' - then you can be sure to print & stick it.

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    Yep,

    That list fits Aunty like a glove.

    Gay, femine and touchy with ginger hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Loombucket View Post
    Nice one Dalton. I'll put a copy in the kitchen straight away.
    Don't be too hasty, Loomy. Much as I love Dalts, he's not really the world's expert on women, are you sweetie?

    When he comes up with a 'definitive lifestyle of fish' - then you can be sure to print & stick it.
    Can't green you but 'ROGER THAT'. Fortunately Mrs Loomb can't read English but we don't have a printer anyway.

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    Well, I do not really think the problem is how to handle women.
    But how to not be handled by them...

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    Women are very easy to understand. They need some juice! Hehehehe... Oh... I mean "we".

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    print it out and spread the warning

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    Like a bowling ball, but wash thumb beforehand, and index finger afterwards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by November Rain
    Don't be too hasty, Loomy. Much as I love Dalts, he's not really the world's expert on women, are you sweetie?
    5555555555

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharon
    Women are very easy to understand. They need some juice! Hehehehe... Oh... I mean "we".
    I know what you mean Sharon, like this kind of juice....


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    "How to handle a woman?
    There's a way," said the wise old man,
    "A way known by ev'ry woman
    Since the whole rigmarole began."
    "Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer.
    "Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
    Do I brood or play the gay romancer?"
    Said he, smiling: "No indeed.
    How to handle a woman?
    Mark me well, I will tell you, sir:
    The way to handle a woman
    Is to love her...simply love her...
    Merely love her...love her...love her."

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    When, Dalton, when have I exhibited touchy symptoms? When?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipcode View Post
    Like a bowling ball, but wash thumb beforehand, and index finger afterwards.

    CLASSIC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buad hai
    Do I brood or play the gay romancer?
    I understand it may work well if your amorous sights are aimed at NR!

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    Of course it's important to find one with the right attitude.

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    Handle women?
    Errr.. , --you start at the top and work down, -- dont you?

    But buy them a drink first!

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    Use thick gloves and plenty of body armour!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon View Post
    When, Dalton, when have I exhibited touchy symptoms? When?
    classic!

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