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I have seen over the past few days, that some of the female posters (including some queers) has been a little touchy...So here is a manual about some safety precautions...:) Please feel free to add any comments or improvements....SAFETY FIRST....
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Handle them?
Firm and use both your hands
daily
roughly
all over
Nice one Dalton. I'll put a copy in the kitchen straight away. :)
Don't be too hasty, Loomy. Much as I love Dalts, he's not really the world's expert on women, are you sweetie? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Loombucket
When he comes up with a 'definitive lifestyle of fish' - then you can be sure to print & stick it. :sexy:
Yep,
That list fits Aunty like a glove.
Gay, femine and touchy with ginger hair. :rofl:
Can't green you but 'ROGER THAT'. Fortunately Mrs Loomb can't read English but we don't have a printer anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by November RainDon't be too hasty, Loomy. Much as I love Dalts, he's not really the world's expert on women, are you sweetie? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Loombucket
When he comes up with a 'definitive lifestyle of fish' - then you can be sure to print & stick it. :sexy:
Well, I do not really think the problem is how to handle women.
But how to not be handled by them...
Women are very easy to understand. :) They need some juice! Hehehehe... Oh... I mean "we". :p
print it out and spread the warning
Like a bowling ball, but wash thumb beforehand, and index finger afterwards.
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Originally Posted by November Rain
I know what you mean Sharon, like this kind of juice....:)Quote:
Originally Posted by sharon
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"How to handle a woman?
There's a way," said the wise old man,
"A way known by ev'ry woman
Since the whole rigmarole began."
"Do I flatter her?" I begged him answer.
"Do I threaten or cajole or plead?
Do I brood or play the gay romancer?"
Said he, smiling: "No indeed.
How to handle a woman?
Mark me well, I will tell you, sir:
The way to handle a woman
Is to love her...simply love her...
Merely love her...love her...love her."
When, Dalton, when have I exhibited touchy symptoms? When?
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Originally Posted by zipcode
CLASSIC. :rofl: :rofl:
I understand it may work well if your amorous sights are aimed at NR!;)Quote:
Originally Posted by buad hai
Of course it's important to find one with the right attitude.
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Handle women?
Errr.. , --you start at the top and work down, -- dont you?
But buy them a drink first!
Use thick gloves and plenty of body armour!
classic! :rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon