Mozzies ~ Enough is enough

**Driventowin** · 01-03-2008, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Dalton

Originally Posted by kingwilly

did anyone warn him that mossies carry the AIDS virus?

Here we go again.....

Fokking hell...

Foking hysterical innit??...

**AntRobertson** · 01-03-2008, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by Driventowin

Originally Posted by kingwilly

did anyone warn him that mossies carry the AIDS virus?

Knew it was only a matter of time since it is so obvious....

It may be obvious, but it's still bloody funny.

**Driventowin** · 01-03-2008, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Originally Posted by Driventowin

Originally Posted by kingwilly

did anyone warn him that mossies carry the AIDS virus?

Knew it was only a matter of time since it is so obvious....

It may be obvious, but it's still bloody funny.

Really?? So you commonly laugh at jokes that you already know the punchline to? How entertaining......

**Topper** · 01-03-2008, 05:31 PM

This thread brings up a subject I've often pondered....if there is one single sound that irritates every single human on earth, it would be the sound of a mozzie buzzing near your ear.

Why hasn't mankind made mosquitoes extinct? Really, if we killed off the mosquitoes what other animals would be harmed? I know some bats eat mosquitoes and fish eat the larvae...but really what would the effect be?

**AntRobertson** · 01-03-2008, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Driventowin

So you commonly laugh at jokes that you already know the punchline to?

If they're used in the right manner and at the correct time, yes I do.

**obsidian** · 01-03-2008, 05:36 PM

why did the mozzie cross the road?

**kingwilly** · 01-03-2008, 08:01 PM

Originally Posted by obsidian

why did the mozzie cross the road?

to infect an African with AIDS!

**AntRobertson** · 01-03-2008, 08:05 PM

^

**kingwilly** · 01-03-2008, 08:07 PM

i couldnt resist!

**nedwalk** · 01-03-2008, 08:13 PM

I have the best enviromental friendly mosie blocker ever..
whenever i am awakened by the dreaded eeeeeeeeeee in your ear,
i simply lean over and remove the sheet from my beloved wifes ankle, a good night,s sleep is assured from there on..
bloody mozzies last night she says! must be just you i retort, no bites on me

**kingwilly** · 01-03-2008, 08:17 PM

Originally Posted by nedwalk

i simply lean over and remove the sheet from my beloved wifes ankle, a good night,s sleep is assured from there on.. bloody mozzies last night she says! must be just you i retort, no bites on me

brilliant work, just pray she doesnt read TD now...

**November Rain** · 01-03-2008, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by Driventowin

Originally Posted by November Rain

^

Aaah, no, can't green you.

So how many times are you going to blow him for the same silly ignorance?

Dunno. As often as I feel like, I guess. Do you need an exact number, right now?

Are mozzie coils really dangerous? I would have thought cans of Baygon or similar were far worse

**kingwilly** · 01-03-2008, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

So how many times are you going to blow him for the same silly ignorance? Dunno. As often as I feel like, I guess. Do you need an exact number, right now?

really?

cool. tomorrow's good for me? what about you?

**danbo** · 01-03-2008, 08:36 PM

I took to taking vitamin B. I read on the Intyweb that there was no scientific evidence that this provides a deterrent but I certainly found an improvement. The house also had screens on doors and windows and I sprayed about once a week. I hate the bloody things.

**Driventowin** · 02-03-2008, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by NovemberRain

Dunno. As often as I feel like, I guess. Do you need an exact number, right now?

I don't.... But KW might like to have something to look forward to though.... He did make mention a while back of getting tired of Asian ladies and wanting to head back to try out a farang...

**Driventowin** · 02-03-2008, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by November Rain

So how many times are you going to blow him for the same silly ignorance? Dunno. As often as I feel like, I guess. Do you need an exact number, right now?

really?

cool. tomorrow's good for me? what about you?

See KW if something works out here for ya.... You owe me son... I'd better get a life time of greens and no more fecking mention of mossies and AIDS in the same sentence...

Awe feck....Now I know I screwed up.. It'll never happen now....

**kingwilly** · 02-03-2008, 06:54 AM

Originally Posted by Driventowin

Awe feck....Now I know I screwed up.. It'll never happen now....

never mind, now you've apologized admitting your mistake.

though I probably will mention a few more times for comic relief...

Mozzies ~ Enough is... 02-03-2008 01:13 AM Driventowin So you commonly use stupidity to make your jokes?? How unsophisticated and low browed....

oooh, someone's a bit narky!

**Ivor Biggun** · 02-03-2008, 08:27 AM

Apparently there's no silver bullit to get rid of mosquitos. Even with the best devices you're still going to get bitten. Product Reviews and Reports - Consumer Search.com - Reviewing the Reviewers. Look for mosquito traps

**Driventowin** · 02-03-2008, 11:54 AM

Mozzies ~ Enough is... 02-03-2008 01:13 AM Driventowin So you commonly use stupidity to make your jokes?? How unsophisticated and low browed....

oooh, someone's a bit narky!

Your right someone was?.... Hmmm that's interesting....Check the time stamp....

Originally Posted by kingWilly

Mozzies ~ Enough is...01-03-2008 08:03 PMkingwillyso you commonly use sacarsm to make your point? How droll...

A little stone throwing maybe there KW?

**kingwilly** · 02-03-2008, 12:03 PM

hehe!

**Marmite the Dog** · 02-03-2008, 02:12 PM

Originally Posted by danbo

I took to taking vitamin B. I read on the Intyweb that there was no scientific evidence that this provides a deterrent but I certainly found an improvement. The house also had screens on doors and windows and I sprayed about once a week. I hate the bloody things.

We're still waiting for your report on your time in Thailand!!

**danbo** · 03-03-2008, 02:59 AM

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by danbo

I took to taking vitamin B. I read on the Intyweb that there was no scientific evidence that this provides a deterrent but I certainly found an improvement. The house also had screens on doors and windows and I sprayed about once a week. I hate the bloody things.

We're still waiting for your report on your time in Thailand!!

That was pretty much it.

**Propagator** · 03-03-2008, 03:19 AM

Sorry Danbo already been done.

**Fabian** · 03-03-2008, 04:26 AM

Originally Posted by El Gibbon

Originally Posted by The Gentleman Scamp

Mosquito coils are extremely poisonous not to mention carcinogenic -.

Reference pls????

E. G.

If you bother to read the wrapping, there it is actually stated that it should be not lighted near humans.

**November Rain** · 03-03-2008, 07:17 AM

^ So, who are they supposed to protect? If you can't have a lit one near you to prevent mozzie bites, exactly what is their purpose?

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