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    A Bangkok guide to a newbie in less than 100 words...

    A mate is visiting Bangkok for 4 or 5 days, with some other mates - all male. he lives here in Jkt with me, so he knows the ropes...

    what should he/they do?

    where should they go?

    they are staying at the Asia hotel (i warned him not, but he didnt make the booking)

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    he lives here in Jkt with me, so he knows the ropes...
    Maybe you could get someone else to explain to him where babies come from.

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    ^ damn, I was gonna show him this thread.... but perhaps not now!

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    I was thinking maybe top 10 places to visit or things to do / not do .....

    1. skip all the crap visit temples and wats thingy...

    2. the ABC bike ride although more expensive is still a pretty cool thing to do

    3. do we need to mention Nana & Cowboy?

    4. Sirroccos State tower for a drink... awesome view

    5. Taling Chan markets for a feed and drink, catch a long tail boat to get there

    6. Collesium - just to experience a thai style disco

    7. maybe pattaya ... but i think bangkoks better

    8. Lumpini stadium

    9. JJ weekend market

    10. Jim thompson house

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    I was thinking maybe top 10 places to visit or things to do / not do .....

    1. skip all the crap visit temples and wats thingy...

    2. the ABC bike ride although more expensive is still a pretty cool thing to do

    3. do we need to mention Nana & Cowboy?

    4. Sirroccos State tower for a drink... awesome view

    5. Taling Chan markets for a feed and drink, catch a long tail boat to get there

    6. Collesium - just to experience a thai style disco

    7. maybe pattaya ... but i think bangkoks better

    8. Lumpini stadium

    9. JJ weekend market

    10. Jim thompson house
    In all my travels to BKK, I only accomplished one item in your list

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    You can make all the lists you want, but what will happen is that he hooks up with a bargirl on day 1 and she will show him around for the next few days.

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    ^and if they are friends of kw they will probably get the bar girl pregnant, find out she is a muslim and get some of their knob chopped off

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    i knew i should have opeded this thread on TV instead...

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    me bruddha fooked an ol'gf up da duff....(tard speak.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    ^and if they are friends of kw they will probably get the bar girl pregnant, find out she is a muslim and get some of their knob chopped off
    but the circumcision will be interrupted by several phone calls from irate ex-girlfriends...

    [please continue; perhaps move to the Games subforum]

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipcode
    6. Collesium - just to experience a thai style disco
    It's gone.

    Try Hollywood instead. There's a Thai stylee place near Phaya Thai BTS (If I remember correctly).

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    oh really? damn,

    is Mykonos on back of soi 22 - still a late night disco?

    also that underground disco ambassador soi 11 still going strong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by zipcode View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by dirtydog View Post
    ^and if they are friends of kw they will probably get the bar girl pregnant, find out she is a muslim and get some of their knob chopped off
    but the circumcision will be interrupted by several phone calls from irate ex-girlfriends...
    ...so in a moment of madness he will forget his driver and go for a drive to clear his head, only to run over two people.....
    News is what someone, somewhere is trying to suppress - everything else is just advertising.

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    No trip to Bangkok is complete without a visit to the Eden Club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeMock View Post
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    ^and if they are friends of kw they will probably get the bar girl pregnant, find out she is a muslim and get some of their knob chopped off
    but the circumcision will be interrupted by several phone calls from irate ex-girlfriends...
    ...so in a moment of madness he will forget his driver and go for a drive to clear his head, only to run over two people.....
    both of whom are Uni girls in uniform, but before he calls for an ambulance, he quickly takes some panty pictures...

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    HEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

    I wanted to show him this thread full of good ideas. but in the interests of my own respectability i cannot now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Earl View Post
    No trip to Bangkok is complete without a visit to the Eden Club.
    You can get the same thing lots cheaper in Beer Garden Soi 7, if you just ask some of the freelancers. No barfine, and PB hotel 3 hours is cheap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post
    HEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

    I wanted to show him this thread full of good ideas. but in the interests of my own respectability i cannot now!
    In other words, he doesn't know you so well?

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    I am an upstanding pillar of the community around here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly View Post


    I am an upstanding pillock of the community around here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by kingwilly
    is Mykonos on back of soi 22 - still a late night disco? also that underground disco ambassador soi 11 still going strong?
    I don't know. I've stopped trying to re-live my youth by pretending I'm a teenager.

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    A Bangkok guide to a... 20-02-2008 10:05 AM nedwalk respectability.. very funny!
    hmmph, so much for my good idea of thread for a whirlwind trip to BKK....



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