Photos of fat, old, bald and/or ugly farangs with hot Thai girls

Good thread.

Sitting in Sydney International last week I saw a 60 year old geezer bringing his special import through customs. 20's, dark skinned, flat-nosed, black tank top, tight black jeans, big sparkly belt, shoulder tattoos, the works. Wish I'd sneaked a piccy with the telephoto. They were getting plenty of looks mainly due to her so obviously being dressed as a bar girl. If I find myself in the same position in 20 years I hope I remember to put her in a business skirt and jacket or a nice cotton print dress with sleeves over the tatt's so we only get 50% of the stares.

https://teakdoor.com/images/imported/2008/02/432.jpg

How come Thai girls don't bother with the footpegs? They seem happier with their fliplops melting like a toasted marshmallows onto the shiny chrome exhaust pipe. It's a pain in the arse to scrape off and it doesnt smell as good as toasted marshmallows.

^ I think you will find that she does have her feet on the footpegs...

Also to the OP, what is wrong with this picture? Doesn't seem to be old, fat, balding to me although he does have a hot chick. More power to him.

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Originally Posted by Bung

^ I think you will find that she does have her feet on the footpegs...

Also to the OP, what is wrong with this picture? Doesn't seem to be old, fat, balding to me although he does have a hot chick. More power to him.

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Get ready for some heat! I got it for saying the same thing.

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Originally Posted by Bung

Doesn't seem to be old, fat, balding

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Well, for a guy that's not fat, he's got one hell of a beer belly. Contrast the belly with the legs - not same proportions. Maybe he's just pregnant???

^Exactly. He turned his head too quickly for an effective mug shot, but he was ugly, if I remember.

Thank God women are more sensible than to go on good looks alone. Otherwise, most of us males would be terminal masterbators.

^LOL - as my students like to say: Exactly! :sexy:

I'm with Zipcode and Bung -- Not that fat to me. I've seen way porkier slobs with diminutive Asian chicks. The 300 lb. guys who wear dirty singlets over hairy, smelly, greasy slabs of belly lard. Yecch.

Hey, NR, you know some guys can't take a poke without some backlash at Western chickies. Too sensitive. That's why these losers have to go to Asia to get the respect that they pay for.:)

I'll never forget my first trip inside the den of debauchery that is Nana Plaza, circa 2001. In one night I saw two black midgets (looked like brothers) getting very friendly with three girls in a go-go, and a 75+ geezer shuffling into a taxi with his 19ish ladyfriend pulling his wheeled oxygen bottle.

Bless 'em.

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Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Otherwise, most of us males would be terminal masterbators.

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I think it's a perfectly valid lifestyle choice. Why not? It harms no-one.

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Originally Posted by dogblower

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Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Otherwise, most of us males would be terminal masterbators.

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I think it's a perfectly valid lifestyle choice. Why not? It harms no-one.

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Spot on! If you don't mind losing your eyesight & growing hairs on the palms of your hands, that is... :p

This shot was taken a couple of years ago up in Northern Thailand. The couple had been smiling, right before they saw my camera.

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...l_DSCN5388.jpg

This photo has all the requested requirements other than the girl thing...

I seen an Aussie dude cuddling his katoey in the Tigerairways line at bangkok airport last week and i Wish i would of sneaked a slippery photo of them but i was a bit worried about the flash going off.:rolleyes:

You cats would of loved it. :)

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Originally Posted by durianfan

there's no doubt you've seen some old geezer walking hand in hand with a young fit Thai bird.

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Well this is an excellent thread and we all want to join Durianfan in looking down on those ladies and gentlemen who are committing the cardinal sin of enjoying themselves without asking your permission.

But to ensure complete fairness perhaps you should post your and your wife/gf own pictures first, so that we can judge whether you meet the high 'socially acceptable' standards that we expect.

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Originally Posted by hillbilly

This shot was taken a couple of years ago up in Northern Thailand. The couple had been smiling, right before they saw my camera.

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...l_DSCN5388.jpg

This photo has all the requested requirements other than the girl thing...

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Funny....Is there some intended suggestion with the fruit trees in the fore ground??

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Originally Posted by Dougal

perhaps you should post your and your wife/gf own pictures first

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I could :) my girlfriend is older than me, probably will go for a younger one though when I get really old :) I think a 40 year age difference should be ok, so I got about another 18 years to wait :(

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Originally Posted by Jet Gorgon

I'm with Zipcode and Bung -- Not that fat to me

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I will have to go with you guys too, I see nothing wrong with either pic, that dude with the tats on that scooter is pobly just in on time off from a rig and doing his thing..

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Originally Posted by November Rain

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Originally Posted by dogblower

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Originally Posted by Sir Burr

Otherwise, most of us males would be terminal masterbators.

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I think it's a perfectly valid lifestyle choice. Why not? It harms no-one.

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Spot on! If you don't mind losing your eyesight.....

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A genuine risk if you live across the road from the Bumrungrad nurses accomodation block and your binoculars have a slight vertical or horizontal misalignment :hypnotized:

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Originally Posted by Dalton

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Originally Posted by English Noodles

If you don't think that girls ugly then we are living in a different world. SHE IS UGLY

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Noodles, you're a twat....:kma:

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Thanks, Dalton, you are, as ever, quality.

Thank's again.

Noodles.

Nice smile and nice legs. Cupid's aim is a bit shaky. Looks like she's copped a spear in the neck.

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u...2007_218~0.jpg

https://teakdoor.com/Gallery/albums/u.../normal_et.jpg

^ Picture of yourself...Or is it you're hot date....

Neither, he's a character called ET from a movie of the same name, all he wanted to do was go home.

^ I would never have thourght that....Did he try to phone home...

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Originally Posted by English Noodles

Neither, he's a character called ET from a movie of the same name, all he wanted to do was go home.

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No he wanted to "phone home"... ;) Dalton I was going there too but got tied up in this AIDs thread..:) :(

Damn!! twice you got me....