It's just more evidence that Smeg has a heart a similar size and density to a frozen pea.
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It's just more evidence that Smeg has a heart a similar size and density to a frozen pea.
^ That's two organs then, his brain also. Actually could be a case for three if all of this is somehow related to an inadequacy of the groin area. :)
^&^^All this talk of frozen peas, organs,hearts, brains, and tenderloins is making me hungry!:)
I think this counts in any country, but at least in thailand its sunny all the time :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Smeg https://teakdoor.com/../images/td_def...s/viewpost.gif
So, I've just called your little asian shagpiece a thai slut. Get over it or red me to hell, I couldn't care either way.
There are 5 levels of thai slut that date and shack up with farang men:
1) Ignoramous village idiot type: this girl has buck teeth, a skeletal frame and a cute smile, and ended up in gogobars as a desperate thrust into trying to make a life for herself and her elders. She has basic thai bullshit skills, enough to convince the average 2-week sex-starved farang that she is a hot asian girl worthy of time and financial investment.
2) Attractively figured farm-girl, has some wits about her and a figure that puts most farang girls to shame i.e. less than 50kg. She pretends to be attractive to thai guys (even though any thai guy with a brain wouldn't even notice it if it was burning to death) and uses her primitive wit and charm to appeal to the farang man's need for simple humour and entertainment after a lifetime in a developed world he can't keep up with. Either employed in a bar or a menial job.
3) The minx, the hot bargirl with 3 monthly sponsors and an equal number of weekly contributors. This girl has mastered the art of male-fobbing, making men believe that she likes them and is thus worthy of more than an hours attention. numerous emails and sms's add to the illusion. This type of girl is an both urban myth and a very sad reality.
4) Medium looking office/sales/promotion/hotel etc girl, likely above average intelligence / education, the kind of girl who expat farang males crave after they have either got bored of 1-3 girl or have run out of disposable income. This kind of girl also meets older farangs who believe they know it all about thailand and have set their sights on meeting a normal girl, and non-gold digger, but who have hit a whole new level of cunning without knowing it.
5) very good looking hi-so chinese thai babes, flirt with anything farang but will give the runaround to any farang other than one with or easily able to afford an audi TT. These girls are on a developed-world learning curve, keen to meet, experience, and play with. They will marry a wealthy thai guy after their toying ends.
Now, no doubt some people will pipe up with "hey, my girl is none of the above, she is a real thai, and has a real love and respect of me as a farang man, and isn't concerned at all with money or opportunism." I bow to you, and if you can convince me that it is real, open-minded, selfless love, I'll take off and eat a few hats to you. But you'll need more than blinkered "I'm a fatish ugly guy who has managed to find a way to live in thailand and shag a thai girl who is far more attractive than i could get anywhere else" story. Equally, some pompous twats will think they know best and overlook the obvious. Bring it on.....
This is true.Quote:
Originally Posted by k1klass
I think westerners -well, pre-pubescent and adolescent females and all males (until experience jades them) - seem to over-rate the extent to which 'love' is a factor in the formation of long term relationships. An impractical notion perpetuated in literature and in the media.
More likely to apply to the lower social stratum where they know know different or have fewer choices. And even then, divorce rates still run at 50% with money playing central isues...
The financial status of the male is a significant factor in the western world as much as Thailand...just the females might be a little more subtle in the west!!
ZehnerQuote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
I'm Thai, I like Farangs but I'm none of the above. :)
^ true, but educated thais are not on his list! apparently you dont want to find a farang...
Don't be mislead Noodles, this dog has no problems finding a bitch. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
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Originally Posted by madjbs
Just to back up this dudes story,
I'm in M.B.K last week and this poor fella comes staggering into the 5th floor eating hall.
This guy was disabled, could hardly walk and looked like he had a form of cerable pausy all bent up and making those jerking movements when he walked.
I felt real sorry for this guy but then i spotted the absolute drop dead foking gorgeous Thai spunk machine clinging to his arm.
Then i got real fokin Jealous and thought, You bastard. :)
True story punters.
Anyway,
The point of my story is that Smeg still has a chance of pulling a root if he gets some hideous foking disease like that poor fella. :)
Great image:smokin:Quote:
Originally Posted by terry57
You didn't read number 4 then?Quote:
Originally Posted by sharon
Young bloke by any chance? Think I may have seen him too.Quote:
Originally Posted by terry57
No.4 said medium looking girl but I'm not, I'm just gorgeous and smart, not just average. Many people still see what I have but I don't blame people who don't see though, they are just dumb as fuck. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
^No. 5???
Interesting. Five categories deriding Thai females with all ending in disaster for the farang. Seems you are either a misogynist, racist or misofarangist! :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Smeg
Is Smeg the old Smegma from Bkktonight.com of several years ago? If so, his bitterness is understandable. A short, stocky, ugly guy of South American extraction who lost a lot of money over here in Aisa in hotels before ending up in a serious of deadbeat hotel management jobs. I heard he left Bangkok virtually penniless a couple of years ago.
Clever though. Quite articulate. Just like Smeg.
Not the same chap.Quote:
Originally Posted by bendix
This one is an English TEFLer who resides in Thailand who likes to deride TEFLers and Thais. I guess you'd call it self-depreciation syndrome.
I often see this stereotype in print, but my experience is the exact opposite. Nearly every Thai woman of Chinese extraction I've met has been hidiously ugly and far from hi-so. I guess it's the white skin that some people adore, but that does little to help toothlessness, gimpy gait, chicken-lipped, dirty and distraught.Quote:
5) very good looking hi-so chinese thai babes
Gimme a dusky Issan babe any day. :)
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Well, you live in Nongkhai. Apart from a microscopic scattering across the rest of the country (a bit more around Phuket and in the far North), all the seriously hot Thai Chinese well-educated babes appear to live in Bangkok so it stands to reason you wouldn't see them in Nongkhai.Quote:
Originally Posted by Texpat
Isaan people must be some of the ugliest on the planet. Them and the Abos.
They may have tight, small bodies and make excellent cheap prostitutes but they fell off the ugly tree and struck every branch on the way down.
Ever notice that Thai women have hairy toes? It's a big turn off for me.
^ Uh....no. Not sure about what you are talking about.
My wife does not have hair on her legs, feet or toes.
Don't worry. ET must have been watching Lord of the Rings and is obviously confusing Issaners with Hobbits. :bunny3:Quote:
Originally Posted by chitown