Thread: What do you do immediately after Coitus?

Originally Posted by stroller

Boil up some more gear.

I have a feeling you and DE might have a lot of lost nights if you ever got together to party in Pattaya.

Originally Posted by chinthee

Quick shower or privates wash and then snuggle is best if with your main squeeze. Sometimes snuggling leads to round two, depends on age and endurance.

Who's age??? Yours or hers??? And how much Viagra is left??

Originally Posted by chinthee

I have a feeling you and DE might have a lot of lost nights if you ever got together to party in Pattaya.

I believe that happened already, but can't remember when it was.
I have some recollection of some funny guy with an East-London accent in a little red sports-car talking to us about his internet forum, though.

Stop thinking about big titted girls.

Originally Posted by chinthee

Originally Posted by obsidian

turn of my computer.

...after wiping the screen, of course.

^ , (then fart)

make sure she hasn't got a dick only joking butters

my first response was to say pay the bitch and throw her out

Originally Posted by EmperorTud

Not one American went for a piss?

Save time and take one during sex

Sleep.

^No, Marmite, they asked what you do after sex, not during

Turn the camera off.

ever done the Alcan, ukan? great trip.

Originally Posted by NickA

No, Marmite, they asked what you do after sex, not during

I actually managed to stay awake the other day! Made a nice change.

Originally Posted by Dalton

I wash my hands and check for stains on the bed-sheet...

Kick her out then take photos of the stains on the bedsheets

posted the pics on Teakdoor...

Pay her and pass out,

^ Should wipe your ass before passing out..

Originally Posted by lom

^ Should wipe your ass before passing out..

A coffee enema would perfect.

Can never remember, always too pissed.

I always snowball afterwards. Its just not complete without doing it.

Originally Posted by Butterfly

Pay him and pass out,

Not very romantic mate...

Originally Posted by friscofrankie

Originally Posted by Luckydog

25% Lit a Cigarette.
32% Had something to eat.
12% Went to sleep
7% Did it again
and the rest got up and went home!!!

Is there and all of the above choice?

Thanks guys for some funny replies. Had a good giggle......

I have no idea what that word means but it sure sounds clinical. So I'd have to say wash immediately and apply some sort of ointment to the affected area.

Originally Posted by obsidian

ever done the Alcan, ukan? great trip.

I have three times. Once towing an Airstream trailer in April and twice ferrying small airplanes.

Originally Posted by Mr Earl

Originally Posted by obsidian

ever done the Alcan, ukan? great trip.

I have three times. Once towing an Airstream trailer in April and twice ferrying small airplanes.

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