How many times do I have to say this: take the money and run.
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How many times do I have to say this: take the money and run.
On this I agreed with you, well said. I'm tempted to green you but have to think a bit about the collateral issues first. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by English Noodles
Relevent factors in the calculation:
1. You seem to want the money since you are not refusing it outright;
2. She is a GF, and you do want her to be an ex-GF;
3. Your plans for "your share" of the money consists of gang-bangs;
4. You seem to have a moral quandry, and are looking for a rationalization.
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"Count how many orgasms you gave her during your relationship. Multiply by the cost of how much a manwhore charges in your locale. You are entitled to take up to this amount for services rendered."
D.E. At times you really sit with your head up in your arse, grow a little self-respect even if it seems to be the hardest thing to do. The easy way is not always the correct way, try and use what ever there is left on the top-floor...;)
Just don't leave her with enough money to hire a hitman
Teach English.
I've never leached anything off anyone. I didn't ask her for the money.Quote:
leach some more off someone else
She would demand half of it. I don't think she's leave the country afterwards though.Quote:
What would she do if it was you that had won the money?
As do women.Quote:
Money comes and goes
That's food for thought.Quote:
your conscience will stay with you, use this opportunity to strengthen it
I do.Quote:
I thought you came from Manchester?
That would involve telling her I was planning to leave her. You know what women are like when you dump them & I don't need the grief. In my experience, it's better to slip away quietly, without a word.Quote:
i think you should thank her for offering to give you half and then explain that you will use it to fund your holiday in Thailand
That's how I feel, but you know what they say about looking a gift horse in the mouth?Quote:
You must know you can't take her money
If I tell her I don't want it, she'll know something's going on & of course I want the money, it's just whether I can live with myself if I take it.Quote:
You seem to want the money since you are not refusing it outright
Inevitable.Quote:
want her to be an ex-GF
That it is.Quote:
a moral quandry
I've made my decision -
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I'm not taking the money.
When I'm banged up on a drugs racket & haven't got the cash to bail myself out, I'll think of you lot :)
You can ask for donations on the forum.Quote:
Originally Posted by Deus Ex
Noodles.
and would you like that on wheat, honey oat, italian or hearty italian?
I've got to explain to her why I don't want the money now.
Today is going to be a bad day. Women don't like being dumped. She'll hit me & everything :(
thats a shame. it was nice of her to offer you 50% of her winnings. she must like you or be a bit of a lunatic or something
Just think, you could have got married with all that cash...
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I was working with Steve Coogan's dad the other day at community service :)
Buddy, if you take the money, leave and come to Thailand, you *could* open up all avenues of legal action to be taken against you (civil and criminal) e.g. confidence tricks, by the chickie. And you know the old saying...'a woman scorned....'
So as the local's say, 'up to you'.
Chung mun dudie boy.
community service is not really considered working, DE
And the fact that you are clearly premeditated in complentating doing this, by posting here and on ajarn, either makes you a bad boy or a troll.
I don't see you making any complaints about the hardship involved in the relationship with her either e.g. domestic violence or her already owing you outstanding amounts of cashola.
So you don't have any balance of mitigation, do ya?
:rofl: You got it ChinT. And, um, I played bingo before on vacation at the folks when we went to the Legion before the square dance. Ain't nobody made that kinda cash for "under the A, 17". I know how to say "bingo" really well. Big fat lie, Deus. But, if she has the cash and you supported her already, you should be entitled to half, no?
^Jettie, you have no idea how big Bingo is in the UK. Massive prizes, especially on the national games. Hundreds of thousands for winnings are not unheard of. Completely believable that you'd win £17,500 on bingo in UK.
It was the National - the afternoon game.
If she'd won it in the evening she would have won £117,000
^ If she had won in the evening you wouldnt be posting this little conundrum.
Quite a difference in the way Bingo is run in the UK and the USA.
Bingo (U.S.) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Bingo (UK) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I read the record prize for a win in the UK is 950 000 Pounds.
i won the Scouts fundrasing bingo in our village hall in a small place in Cornwall and all I got was a kitchen knife set. Still, it made a nice Christmas present for my mother.
I was in a transitional stage of leaving TD by joining Ajarn. I'm a one forum only kind of guy & was torn, but I'm back now.
Whining is for girls.Quote:
I don't see you making any complaints about the hardship involved in the relationship
:)Quote:
If she had won in the evening you wouldnt be posting this little conundrum
I'd be down the Maserati showroom instead.
but now i think of it, it may have been that game Beetle, not Bingo