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    Lightning Trip (2 days) back to the UK - after 23 years...

    I posted this on the AN, but it might be of interest to Teakdoor members.

    I had to visit the UK to urgently get a new passport (long story!).

    Oh, trigger warning for this post. If you don't like to read opinions that maybe differ from your opinions. Stop reading right now!

    I'm only staying 2 days, but apart from previous visits for funerals ('closed' visits, since I only went from airport to cemetery and back again), this was my only visit to the UK in 23 years! I'll give my general impressions of what I've found:

    Things didn't get off to a good start with the London underground strike. I had to book an expensive (73 GBP) private transfer from Heathrow to King's Cross Railway station. That short distance took more than 2 hours....

    I was somewhat like a 'fish out of water' in the UK. The currency notes had changed colour, my request to pay cash at food vendors at the railway station was met with raised eyebrows, and the procedure to scan QR codes on my tickets was all new to me �� Where was the ticket guy who would check my ticket at the barrier?

    But the train to Peterborough was on-time and clean. The modern toilet threw me a bit since the electronic entry button by the door was exactly the same system and in close proximity to the train carriage exit door!

    My attendance and subsequent receipt of my new passport was efficient, no complaints there at all.

    But my opinion of the town center was not good. Where were all the English people? (Trigger warning to wokies and lefties - I call a spade a spade). Most people seemed to be African or West Indian or Asian. There were some 'whities', but they were speaking some eastern European language (I guess Albanian, it wasn't Hungarian or Romanian). No police patrolling the town centre on foot.

    In the evening (I was staying another day in the town, pre-arranged in case the issue of my passport was delayed), I stayed at a small guest-house close to the town centre. My bedroom window was open and I could hear the voices of people walking past in the night. Not a single word of English, again it was Eastern European, not Arabic, not Farsi. Drunken men shouting out in strange tongues, no women, just young and middle-aged foreign men.

    What were these people doing in Peterborough? Did they attend English language and culture lessons in the daytime? Did they do community work, such as cleaning the streets? I doubt it very much.

    I have a free day today (Friday), so will take some long walks (weather allowing). I want to find where the English community is hiding! It's a very strange place to my eyes, and certainly not the Peterborough that I remember.

    Of course, things are bound to change, and IMHO not for the better.. 'Diversity Divides' is my belief. This view enforced by my experiences in Burma and the divisions and violent history between the many ethnic groups and the majority, ruling Burmans. Different cultures, different religions, different attitudes towards women etc etc will NEVER lead to a strong and cohesive country, just look at history (Yugoslavia as one example).

    Anyway, at least the primary purpose of my trip was completed satisfactorily ��
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    I'm only staying 2 days, but apart from previous visits for funerals ('closed' visits, since I only went from airport to cemetery and back again), this was my only visit to the UK in 23 years!
    Have you forgotten about your trip to Blackpool a couple of years ago? (For some cancer checkups?)

    This thread might remind you. Blackpool Pier Nostalgia

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    And here's your medical trip thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Well, here I am in romantic Blackpool!



    Of course, it is fcuking freezing. That very decent and warm coat that I'm wearing was purchased from one of the dozens of charity shops in Blackpool for just 15 quid, even though it is almost brand new.

    Blackpool doesn't seem all bad. At least there are many cafes and small restaurants and somewhere on the sea front to jog. It is of course DEAD, with only a few old coggers like me.... But it will suffice for my needs.
    I have to return to the UK...

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    Its either total bollocks or he has Alzheimers he wrote about Lancashire Cyrpus Mandalay and some places in ASEAN, I am begining to think its an AI test bot

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    just seen Nevs link so whats the go Simon 43 are you talking bollocks or not, quite normal here, no problem, if you cannot remember where you were visit a GP or look in old passport. Are you the same guy who was building resorts , retiring to ile de Maurice, Turley Laos and Burma or are you lost radio ham sandwhich mixed with wanderlust.
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    ^^^^^

    Aren't you an immigrant yourself, Simon?

    The UK really is proof that the racists of the 70s and 80s never went away: they just got older.

    No matter where they emigrated to in the world to shout about bloody foriners.



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    Yes indeed, of course I did travel to Blackpool several years ago. On that occasion my thoughts were mostly pre-occupied with my cancer investigation. This time, with no concerns on my mind, I've had more time to look around the city of Peterborough environment, and it's not a good place! My own opinion of course.

    @Hallelujah, if you mean 'am I an immigrant' in Laos or Myanmar, then I'm not. I have no legal right of abode. But putting aside the visa status, at least I try to integrate, respect the local culture, learn the language etc.

    I have no problem to air my views about how diversity of cultures and religions is damaging to the UK. For a racist, I seem to be doing rather well helping people of other cultures in Myanmar....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Yes indeed, of course I did travel to Blackpool several years ago.
    Glad your memory is ok

    The Europe of our youth has gone forever whether we like it or not.
    Sounds lik eyou could be a teacher or missionary in UK in retirement with no visa hassles. The new muslim Britons would appreciate your telecomms skills as long as you don't use the term ham!

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    I imagine that most of Western Europe is as you describe now.

    Gone to the dogs.

    I have quite an affinity with Peterborough. My sister's longterm boyfriend, not an American, was in the US Airforce (his father had been, his father's father had been.... etc) for 5 years in Alconbury. I spend the full summers of my 11th and 12th years around Huntingdon, St Neots and Peterborough, glorious sunny summers with swimming in rivers long before the internet came along etc. Lovely places. Or were, at least.

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    When there were 'No Blacks No Dogs No Irish'?

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    London is a shitehole, I unfortunately have to go there for a few days 4 or 5 times a year. The illegals are everywhere and there is nothing done by police to curb their activities, theft, drugs, mugging et al. That Paki Labour cvnt that has been I charge for years has let it go to the dogs. Still you can get an uber up the Thames to Greenwich which still has a semblance of not being a third world shitehole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neverna View Post
    Have you forgotten about your trip to Blackpool a couple of years ago? (For some cancer checkups?)

    This thread might remind you. Blackpool Pier Nostalgia
    Glad someone else picked up on this. Thought I was losing it, as I clearly recalled how Simon basically defrauded the UK NHS. And that thread is only 2 or so years ago....

    Cleaerly Simon is just full of shite...

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    Different to those who pay a monthly pittance and claim a full UK pension or foreigners who have never paid NI or Tax getting a free life off taxpayers Nid? At least Simon was born there and in his time I the UK has probably paid more tax into the system than most. I don't understand your animosity on this.

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    I was intrigued by most of the 'whitie' immigrants that I passed in the street were all speaking what I assume to be Albanian (best guess here, I'm good at languages and I guess Allbanian by eliminating the languages that I can reognise). But actually, maybe it's Polish

    Had a good day so far. I was able to update my Halifax Bank OTP SMS mobile number to an international UK number (messages are received on a mobile app, so OTPs are accessable even when outside the UK).

    I bought some Hobnobs!! God, I haven't seen Hobnobs for decades, (even when I was in Blackpool - I guess my dementia means that I forgot to look for them at that time).

    To clarify my position on immigrants in the UK, I welcome immigrants who contribute for the benefit of the country, and integrate etc etc. But those who offer no beneift and leech off the social security system would not be made welcome by me. God knows, there are enough indigenous population leeches already - we don't need any more... Anyway, my POV isn't importamt 'cos I don't live in the UK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SIMON43 View Post
    those who offer no beneift and leech off the social security system would not be made welcome by me.
    Not even while you were conning the NHS to give you free treatment in Blackpool?

    Never heard of the expression 'Thick as thieves'?

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    Keep going, Simon. You're welcome to share your thoughts despite the never ending cynicism and attacks that have been trying to kill this board for years. Yes, you're slightly insane, who isn't, but I fondly remember your efforts in Phuket with the guesthouses and kindly buying property for most of the Thai women you met. Any updates on the Phuket days? Why aren't you still in Laos? Wasn't LP a very nice place to live, you reckoned?

    I've been away from the board for a while, so sorry if I missed some of your updates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bettyboo View Post
    You're welcome to share your right wing thoughts, as that's where I sit too.
    Corrected for greater honesty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    Different to those who pay a monthly pittance and claim a full UK pension or foreigners who have never paid NI or Tax getting a free life off taxpayers Nid? At least Simon was born there and in his time I the UK has probably paid more tax into the system than most. I don't understand your animosity on this.
    It is a question of character. Simon had to affirm that he was returning permanently to live in UK. He had no intention to do so.

    I am old fashioned in believing people should live by their word.

    Other abuses is just a strawman argument.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post

    I have no problem to air my views about how diversity of cultures and religions is damaging to the UK. For a racist, I seem to be doing rather well helping people of other cultures in Myanmar....
    Oh, I'm quite sure you are more than happy to enjoy the experiences, the weather and screwing the local women as a wannabe-immigrant in the different countries you fail to settle in.

    But it's a different matter when these foriners come to your own country,

    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    But my opinion of the town center was not good. Where were all the English people? (Trigger warning to wokies and lefties - I call a spade a spade). Most people seemed to be African or West Indian or Asian. There were some 'whities', but they were speaking some eastern European language (I guess Albanian, it wasn't Hungarian or Romanian).
    isn't it?
    Wow.

    Just.

    Wow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    It is a question of character. Simon had to affirm that he was returning permanently to live in UK. He had no intention to do so.

    I am old fashioned in believing people should live by their word.

    Other abuses is just a strawman argument.
    Wrong!

    At that time, it was my intention to return to live in the UK permananently, because the opinion of the doctors from Bunrungrad was that I had cancer and the MRI scans seemed to indicate this. I was completely honest with the GP and the hospital staff about my residency history in south-east Asia, and at no time did anyone mention the rules concerning overseas Brits and NHS treatment. I was fully entitled to free NHS treatment because it was my intention to stay in the UK.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    London is a shitehole, I unfortunately have to go there for a few days 4 or 5 times a year. The illegals are everywhere and there is nothing done by police to curb their activities, theft, drugs, mugging et al. That Paki Labour cvnt that has been I charge for years has let it go to the dogs. Still you can get an uber up the Thames to Greenwich which still has a semblance of not being a third world shitehole.
    London is just as good as it ever was. I was there a couple of months ago and will be there within the next few months.

    Vibrant, cosmoploitan and more things to do than ever. The capital city of the world.

    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    The illegals are everywhere...That Paki Labour cvnt...a third world shitehole
    But we know what your issue is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    The capital city of the world.
    The capital city of football TFIFY

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Oh, I'm quite sure you are more than happy to enjoy the experiences, the weather and screwing the local women as a wannabe-immigrant in the different countries you fail to settle in.

    But it's a different matter when these foriners come to your own country,



    isn't it?
    Well, the last time that I screwed a local must be at least 15 years ago!

    Additionally, I am contributing positively to that country, whether by imparting educational knowledge through my paid employment, or giving it for free with my charity efforts, or paying for it by funding educational resources for the students. And of course I'm not am immigrant, only temporarily in the country on an annual visa...

    If I stopped one of these Albanians in Peterborough and asked how they have contributed positively to the UK, I rather doubt that a) - they would understand me and b) they would be able to give a good and positive answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Wrong!

    At that time, it was my intention to return to live in the UK permananently, because the opinion of the doctors from Bunrungrad was that I had cancer and the MRI scans seemed to indicate this. I was completely honest with the GP and the hospital staff about my residency history in south-east Asia, and at no time did anyone mention the rules concerning overseas Brits and NHS treatment. I was fully entitled to free NHS treatment because it was my intention to stay in the UK.
    I strongly suggest you re-read your own thread before further lying you ass off. From the first post in that thread:

    I cannot afford to pay for the biopsy and subsequent surgery myself (around 1 million baht in total). So I must return to the UK and be treated 'free' under the NHS. Returning expats who state that they have returned to live in the UK permanently are able to receive free treatment immediately under the NHS. (If asked, they need to show evidence of accommodation, bank account etc).

    Cancer treatment under the NHS is actually very fast - my previous doctor (20 years ago), has no record of me now, but after explaining my position to them, they said that they would re-register me straightaway when I visit them and will refer me to the cancer hospital where initial consultation takes place within 14 days and treatment starts within 1 month.

    Will I remain permanently in the UK? Of course, I can't possible comment But this trip will allow me to also do some admin tasks, such as renewing my UK driving licence, opening a local bank account, registering with my doctor etc.

    I have to return to the UK...

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