Thread: What are you giving her/him for Valentines?

These should get me down the pub for the 4th day on the bounce

You old romantic you. I sent mine home…

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What are you giving her/him for Valentines?

she's already got an iron and whilst getting her another would free up more time for her if she could iron two shirts simultaneously ,it would mean buying another ironing board and that would mean another cabinet to keep the board in and we didn't allow room for that in the utility room, so she'll just have to make do with one iron. Hindesight is an orrible thing.

Wife got me a LEGO set, I got her some flowers from GRAB.

And they're off to Yai's for the weekend, so I get to enjoy it by myself! Result!

Foker hit the jackpot.

I called her this morning to say HVD.

An hour later she sent me a photo of her tits.

Job done.

Anyhoo. I'm pretty sure this valentines day thingo would be best left to Looper to let the ferret out for a run . But I seemed to have put a smile on Mrs blds boat race. Which is not easy to do after 20 years of marriage so I will congratulate myself with a few beverages

Despite dumping her, kinda unsuccessfully, for the second time, yesterday. I'm just not free to give any time or focus or messages at the moment so just can't have a GF at the mo. Looks like I scored a tasty box of Ferrero.







We do have the same sense of humour, in fairness.

I need some advice should I get Gert a chair or durian. And no she is not getting both,

I'm still trying to work out what that scallops, whipped cream and jam thing was all about.

she got a mustache ride.

We got each other nothing, just a kiss in morning and a have a good day.

Originally Posted by klong toey

I need some advice should I get Gert a chair or durian. And no she is not getting both,

Perhaps a chair would be best. Or just a seat. Small, thin, attached to an NSR500. If that's not every woman's dream I don't know what is.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Looks like I scored a tasty box of Ferrero.

Or maybe something else.

That is neither a box of onions nor an NSR500.

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

We got each other nothing, just a kiss in morning and a have a good day.

How's his plumbing thing going, anyway?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Or maybe something else.

That is neither a box of onions nor an NSR500.

How/why do you get the message: "Unread messages below" when you have already replied to it?

is that a Photoshop thing going on, Edmond?

Originally Posted by Neverna

How/why do you get the message: "Unread messages below" when you have already replied to it?

No idea.

How Apps work are on my very very very long list of things I couldn't give a shiz about. :-)

Originally Posted by BLD

but for the wow factor i have a Lobster

That is a champion effort Lao, since Mrs BLD is a well known seafood-lover

Originally Posted by BLD

this valentines day thingo would be best left to Looper

Senorita is away on her cruising love-boat

So the only female I was chatting to on Valentines evening was my dear old mum, on skype

^ Lucky fooker. I sent me mum and sister a pic of the kid with some classmates with their valentine stickers etc with a bit of spiel and they didn't even reply.


That said at 77 and 51 they could possibly be out of dates. I bet a 100 large my dad is.

Lulu has a slightly used fleshlite but I'd get in there quick before his birds 17th birthday

Monday is a day with the GF, then I let her sleep over every Tuesday (If I'm not in a mood) and do something Wednesday morning before her classes start.

She came over today with these.



A bouqu.... bunch of material made red roses. :-)



And a really sweet (and quite long) hand written note.







Perhaps Armo's red pen could come in useful, but what a sweet gift.


But the sweetest thing is, is that she made them all herself.



I asked how long it took her, and she said about 2 days. .... 2 days ....


Bless her lil cotton pan... socks.

The red pen can come later (ooer). Can we get some letter lines on the paper first.