BLD's early evening jousting thread.

[cyrille]

It won't feel like sundown on TD if BLD is off the piss and no longer lookin' to get lairy.

No toadying to Willy or declaiming about education.

Something he clearly knows as much about as I know about Engineering.

What to do?

[malmomike77]

^ re-runs of you've been framed on the deck

[BLD]

Oh dear cybils been on the cheers beers and as it's such a slow post day on Td has cranked up a thread about my good self. Take note armo. This is what happens to you tefling dudes eventually. They get all jaded, and regret there poor life choices and spend all there time on a forum. Sad really. what do do.

[Joe 90]

Sybilles retirement seems to be going swimmingly.

I wonder if he drinks his Cheers beer through his snorkel.

Beats breathing for a living in a Camel shaggìng classroom .

[39TG]

I hope BLD isn't off the piss. We need some lively posts.

[cyrille]

really. what do do.

Have you tried a gastric band?

[39TG]

That's a bit drastic. A small calorific deficit should do the trick.

[malmomike77]

cheers beers

I think you mean Stellas with G&T chasers, something is required to cope with Thai TV

[cyrille]

something is required to cope with Thai TV

If you've watched five minutes of that in the last 10 years then that's five minutes more than me.

[BLD]

Have you tried a gastric band?

actually I'm.on a diet you cheeky tefling fucker. How dare you

[malmomike77]

cheeky tefling fucke

he'd invite you round but you'd break his deck

[BLD]

I hope BLD isn't off the piss. We need some lively posts.

I've been bloody staunch for about 10 days now with no piss at all but we're in a heatwave and it's in the 40s . So.one must be good to oneself oi cybil you scrawny little Ken doll. Listen to this shit..went 54 hours on water only to kick-start the wee diet now I eat a small portion of lunch small portion dinner. 18 hours between meals. I'm quite enjoying it. Hope that's not to positive a thing to say? Like I said it's hot today. Not sandpit hot but hot enough to make the ole ditch digger pull in for 2 cans of Sapporo dark. Fuck the hot weather, fuck the middle east, fuck teflers. There. I've said it

[cyrille]

start the wee diet now

Well, it can't be much worse than that dreadful, anonymous Aussie beer.

I was belching on that fizzy Aussie slosh all night some nights.

Wasn't there a mad seppo also extolling the virtues of a wee diet?

[DrWilly]

^^ And well said.

[BLD]

Well, it can't be much worse than that dreadful, anonymous Aussie beer.

I was belching on that fizzy Aussie slosh all night some nights.

Wasn't there a mad seppo also extolling the virtues of a wee diet?

You tell me. Actually I've had you and your ilk on ignore for a while now and it's been great but when I see you've started a Thread about moi I had to take a peek innit. I see nothing's changed. Sorry old son but yer gonna hafta get yer kicks another way. Kindly fuck off.

[armstrong]

The age old story of BLD and his ignore button.

[armstrong]

Quick change of his character limit and we're ready to go.

[cyrille]

The age old story of BLD and his ignore button.

Always a gripping tale, isn't it.



In truth the fat dwarf has been after attention from me for weeks, without response and always early evening.

Hence this thread.

What a lying twat.

[bsnub]

In truth the fat dwarf

He may be fat, but he is no dwarf. I guess you never saw any of his travel or mining threads. My guess is he would give you a solid thumping if it came to fisticuffs.

been after attention from me for weeks, without response and always early evening.

Oh my! Somewhere in the world, irony meters are exploding. You started this thread, and now you are claiming it is BLD that is seeking attention?

Quick change of his character limit and we're ready to go.

Oh look its the eternal bandwagon jumper. You are a confirmed sucker of eddy the runts arse so I guess we can add cyrille to the list of ring pieces that you worship.



So fucking predictable.

[BLD]

I'm starting to think cybil.eddo cheesy dick and armo are all td mods that have to start a shit thread or bump a shit thread to get things moving on a slow day? Eddo probably just posts up any old shit for the attention. Fuck off eddo. Daft kunt

[cyrille]

That whole 'ignoring but avidly not ignoring' thing bores the crap out of me.

[bsnub]

So you are checking out of your own thread than?

[DrWilly]

So you are checking out of your own thread than?

[BLD]

Always a gripping tale, isn't it.



In truth the fat dwarf has been after attention from me for weeks, without response and always early evening.

Hence this thread.

What a lying twat.

Absolute bollocks Ken doll. I put you on ignore for being terminally boring . And uninteresting. Same as 7/ 11 boy. Just a couple of Wally's.

[DrWilly]

He missed you. That’s why he started a thread for you.