Thread: The fokers hit the jackpot

Originally Posted by Mendip

^^ Mate, whenever I go on a passport run my first stop is 7-Eleven, where along with several 'adult' products I always procure a carton or orange juice and a small bottle of fresh milk to go with my Yorkshire teabags stashed away in my wash bag.

Monumental amounts of Leo for my hotel room fridge goes without saying, so long as I check in before 2pm. Otherwise I'm buggered and have to wait until 5pm for the Leo, or stay in the pub all afternoon, etc etc. I cannot say how frustrating the Thai licensing laws are at times and how they completely disrupt my itinerary at times.

Anyway, to my knowledge I've never left any bottles of Leo in my hotel room fridge, but I've lost count of the number of times I've left half used bottles of Meiji milk. I never know whether to pour the milk down the sink or to leave it in case someone will make use? I still don't really know, to be honest.

But anyway, if ever your missus gets a job in Bangkok please give me a nod.

No fucking way if your not gonna leave any Leo's in the the fridge. Fuck you. and stick your half used meijjis up yer blurter

Kee nee ow farang for sure

Originally Posted by Mendip

whether to pour the milk down the sink

To pour or not Toper that is the question, I think you seem more decisive with keeping elephant droppings than squeezing last milky milky of lacked Asians.

bld

I will.post up a few supermarket prices

i would have though that when you not eating the left overs from short time hotel waste bins your food supplies would be sourced from the nearest abbo free food bank, and not from supermarkets where you actually have to pay for food.

good god bld. what a shameful thread. sounds like you are in training to be a fucking tramp.




Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Originally Posted by taxexile

Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Self portrait? jeeesuuuz. Lay off the absinthe.

Originally Posted by taxexile

bld


i would have though that when you not eating the left overs from short time hotel waste bins your food supplies would be sourced from the nearest abbo free food bank, and not from supermarkets where you actually have to pay for food.

good god bld. what a shameful thread. sounds like you are in training to be a fucking tramp.




Sitting on a park bench eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck spitting out pieces of his broken luck.

Yeah. Except I do none of that.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Lay off the absinthe

David44 partakes of the imbibation of the customary ingestion of the masses.

BLD and his missus could graduate to dumpster diving. The jackpots would be much larger. The dumpster near my local supermarket is visible from the street so it's secured behind 2.5 meter high razor wire. It would be easier just to go inside and shoplift. The security guards don't look like they're retired MMA fighters.

That reminds me, during Covid, I was chatting to a security guard at another supermarket and the blighter was a pilot for Qantas. FFS.

Originally Posted by 39TG

and the blighter was a pilot for Qantas. FFS.

He probably got better food from the dumpster.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

^^6 How the hell can that ketchup be made in Australia, with only 15% Australian ingredients?

Originally Posted by BLD

I thought the same fucking thing I'm actually a bit outraged. Coles " Homebrand"woolies do the same they have been price gouging the consumer for ages during covid it was an open slather to rape the consumer..this labour govt just passed a law to make them more accountable but really it's up to the punter to read the label. Where it's made and what percentage of ingredients are local. They only made them do that recently.

It quite simple really, "its made in Australia" .... did IQs suddenly drop..... it doesn't say ingredients grown / sourced in Australia.

Originally Posted by Mendip

He probably got better food from the dumpster.

He was a Qantas pilot until they found out he was a tramp

Originally Posted by Joe 90

David44 partakes of the imbibation of the customary ingestion of the masses.

guilty as charged, aside from loss of vocabulary, hair and nocturnal emissions its all good, with benefits of of a semi-permanent erection, watching color films on a black and white monitor and spelczeching

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Being a publican, people often bring/leave me gifts that all go into a wee cupboard under the bar.

I had a wee gander in there last night and went home with a pretty decent haul.

No Idea who left any of it, but if you’re reading this, cheers affa muckle!

That Scotland kit was one of the best ever.

I'm hoping for a couple of cans of Tennants, or irn bru. Maybe a bottle of bucky. beggers canny be choosers. Anything alcoholic is gladly accepted ��

That Gentleman Jack has my fingerprints , you forgot to send as my secret Santa, so I'll donate it too you and yours

Originally Posted by Mendip

I remember once opening a bottle of beer from a mini bar in a Norwegian hotel room to discover that someone had opened the bottle, drunk the beer, refilled the bottle with piss, put the top back on and then put the bottle back in the fridge.

Bastard, but I only took one swig.

Did you top it back up or throw the bottle away?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

That Scotland kit was one of the best ever.

It's always worth picking up a Scotland kit... they only get used once or twice.