Thread: The fokers hit the jackpot

A couple of armpit deodorants that seem to be half full. 1 is even going to reduce my carbon footprint and the one on the right is for the shitter when someone leaves a stinky poo poo. happy days.

did y
that pic come out skew wiff?

you see that Vice on the table behind the armpit freshener? thats not my ony Vice. ive got more

Are them pictures coming out square yet? Tried a new way

pics all good now mate.

It's all fun until she brings back a cock ring


#MerryThriftmas

I hope it's a large one.then I'll.probably boil.it first before giving it a go. Hopefully a kamagra jelly or 2 to go with it

Last week she came home with a 6 pack of sausage rolls unopened refrigerated and with a clear expiry date. Sex and drugs and sausage rolls.

Originally Posted by BLD

An unmolested bag of peas
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The stuff dreams are made of... checking into a hotel room and finding a bag of frozen peas in the mini bar!

All we are saying is give peas a chance

Originally Posted by Mendip

checking into a hotel room and finding a bag of frozen peas in the mini bar!

What type of Hotel has a sack of frozen peas left behind in it unless they had a vasectomy and need them to stay frozen to help swelling. They do conform well.

scarfing half eaten leftovers from the litter baskets and fridges of short time motels is lowrent enough, but the state of your back yard just takes your lack of class down to uncharted depths.

one would have thought that stumpys ponderosa panoramas would have got you up off your armchair and encouraged you to at least tidy it up a bit, brush some of the shit away, but no, just look at it!

filth, dirt, debris, rust, dust, litter and a mass of rancid charity shop underwear on a washing line attracting the flies. all it needs to complete the picture is an old holden on bricks and a broken washing machine full of empties.

what a fucking shambles.

have you no shame.

Originally Posted by Mendip

The stuff dreams are made of... checking into a hotel room and finding a bag of frozen peas in the mini bar!

Yes I must say it's not as nice as my other residence in Lao
It's actually a bit of downsizing but I own it .so that's one problem less the lao gaff is rented out at $1400 usd a month and apart from maintenance this is quite a nice earner. We would like To sell it but the markets fucked since covid. Btw I wish there was an old Holden or 2 those things are fetching crazy money. I'm living the dream.tax no dept a small business that is flourishing. I could be one of them HNWI high net worth individuals like iceman. Who knows?

It's gotta be more pleasant than your bedsit in bumfuck bournmouth

BTW. That's only a wee corner of my back yard. My front yards bigger

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

The season of peas and goodswill to all.

Originally Posted by BLD

BTW. That's only a wee corner of my back yard. My front yards bigger

If it's owt like the back, I bet it looks like something out of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Originally Posted by taxexile

one would have thought that stumpys ponderosa panoramas would have got you up off your armchair and encouraged you to at least tidy it up a bit, brush some of the shit away, but no, just look at it!

filth, dirt, debris, rust, dust, litter and a mass of rancid charity shop underwear on a washing line attracting the flies. all it needs to complete the picture is an old holden on bricks and a broken washing machine full of empties.

what a fucking shambles.

have you no shame.

But but but…

didn’t you tell stumpy that shit on the curtains and piss on the toilet seats gives a place that homey lived in look?

have you no consistency?

Always a crowd pleaser the tim tams those bad boys are $3.50 a pack on special. woo hoo

this wee bottle of lime juice will certainly get used for something

sadly though. no award winners were left in the fridge just this bottle of rubbing alcohol but im not planning anything with the lime juice and that.......yet

There's $10 bucks worth of Tim Tam's right there.

She's onnit like a car bonnet