Thread: What would you like for Christmas

It doesn't matter what I want.

I know what I'll be getting... sweet FA.

Apart from my mum. She usually sends me over a surprise that she found in a charity shop.

Ohhh. I just arrived back home and self gifted on things I wanted. My wife enjoyed her self gifting as well. All 6 oversized suitcases, 2 carry on, her purse and my backpack got through customs without an issue albeit I was screened with my backpack leaving the US. It seems Niobium magnets cause the Xray machine to go crazy. Didn't screen my backpack in Taipei on our layover so no explaining required.

Happy to be back at the Ponderosa.

Originally Posted by Mendip

It doesn't matter what I want.

I know what I'll be getting... sweet FA.

Apart from my mum. She usually sends me over a surprise that she found in a charity shop.

Would you like an Air America spoon it's like thr RJ one sent but nameless?
My solution to Buhddist Thais liking big gifts but not giving is I treat myself to a good bottle, a good tooll and a good book that way I am never disappointed.

I want some new t-shirts with my favourite records printed on them.

Good health and peace to all on earth would be a bonus.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Niobium magnets

do they make you more attractive tho?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I want some new t-shirts with my favourite records printed on them.

here you go

Just a moment...

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I want some new t-shirts with my favourite records printed on them.

Good health and peace to all on earth would be a bonus.

One T-shirt, both wishes satisfied!

Originally Posted by david44

do they make you more attractive tho?

Well. So they say. Haha. They are used for tuning my primary clutch arms in my ATV. So maybe as I ride wheelies by the local university with a uni girl on back people will stare at me and think I am cool.

Absolutely nothing I've got everything a man could want.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

peace to all on earth

Oh go on then.

Peace to all on Earth.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Oh go on then.

Peas to all on Earth.

A man after my own heart.

Just wrong. If one's life is about Peas and not having cocktails is the perfect life I think some folks miss the fun in life

Originally Posted by Stumpy

some folks miss the fun in life

Another Christmas. !

Originally Posted by KWAN

Another Christmas. !

Actually, I wouldn't say no to waking up with Katie in me stocking.

I've managed to steer my parents away from the usual box of scented body washes they get me every year- or rather my mum does - and finangled a Kenneth Cole watch this time!

In return, I've so far bought chocolates, a football book and a woolly hat.

I'll probably throw in some smelly stuff from Duty Free on the way home. Maybe nick one of the testers.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

some smelly stuff from Duty Free on the way home. Maybe nick one of the testers.

What, you can just fookin' take one of them?







I didn't know that!


And do you have to feed them and shiz?

A Lucy Thai fart in a jar

There's always one that takes it too far.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Actually, I wouldn't say no to waking up with Katie in me stocking.

That's creepy as fuck eddo. Leave the forums lady posters out of your fantasies.

You following me around the forum is creepy as fuck. Please keep your obsessive cr@p in the DH. Thank you. :-)

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Well. So they say. Haha. They are used for tuning my primary clutch arms in my ATV. So maybe as I ride wheelies by the local university with a uni girl on back people will stare at me and think I am cool.

Your doing it all wrong stumpy. You've gotta impregnate them uni girls even if they are deaf. Then go teetotal . Drink a bunch of lavender teas post again. Then post about thinking about a vasectomy. Followed by a post about finding a grey hair in your eyelash.. that's how it's done stumpy.
Then post about how great you feel

Originally Posted by Edmond

You following me around the forum is creepy as fuck. Please keep your obsessive cr@p in the DH. Thank you. :-)

You following EVERYONE around the forum is creepy as fuck. There. Fixed that for you.

It's just me,the kids, and the minesweeper here. The kids already talked me into buying expensive games 6 months back on the promise that we don't buy them a pressies. But I will get them something small like a shirt I will get her a new lawnmower and she will likely buy me Nothing. Although I would be happy with a slab of award winners. Will transfer my bro some money to buy a bottle of whatever he fancies. Can't get to excited personally

I would rather be in the Philippines. Now those fuckers know how to do Xmas. Although they can get a bit carried away. Good luck Topper merry xmas