Thread: What would you like for Christmas

Four pipes.

Now we're talking.


NSR500 2-smoker?

Top of my list.

Ace face..

Originally Posted by Edmond

Absolutely nothing I've got everything a man could want.


Oh go on then.

Peace to all on Earth.

Wonderful sentiment, one with which i agree with wholeheartedly.

Except for the c#nts of course, they can fuck right off.

Originally Posted by BLD

I will get her a new lawnmower

Gillette Venus

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Top of my list.

Ace face..

great fun driving behind them at night sticking your full beams ion

I should have added peace on earth and good will to all women

I want two things for Christmas....

1.). The abolition of all religions and dieties.
2.). A new bike.

Originally Posted by BLD

Your doing it all wrong stumpy. You've gotta impregnate them uni girls even if they are deaf. Then go teetotal . Drink a bunch of lavender teas post again. Then post about thinking about a vasectomy. Followed by a post about finding a grey hair in your eyelash.. that's how it's done stumpy.
Then post about how great you feel

Damn... and to think. A vasectomy thread and a anyone want to join him in a "Not going to drink any alcohol" thread.

Originally Posted by thailazer

A new bike

Road, mountain or bird?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I've managed to steer my parents away from the usual box of scented body washes they get me every year- or rather my mum does -

Maybe she was trying to give you a hint, ya smelly bastard!

^ He is a Pom, Will.

Originally Posted by thailazer

A new bike.

Vroom-vroom or pedal?

Have me eye on an F900r, but haven't been a very good boy this year, so let's see.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I've managed to steer my parents away from the usual box of scented body washes they get me every year- or rather my mum does - and finangled a Kenneth Cole watch this time!

In return, I've so far bought chocolates, a football book and a woolly hat.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Maybe she was trying to give you a hint, ya smelly bastard!

Can you believe a middle aged bloke is pressuring his parents to get him more expensive Christmas presents?

And buying them books about his favourite football team and a red and white beanie in return?

Spoilt Bastard lives!



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Is Kenneth Cole a good watch brand?

Kenneth Cole watches are considered really awful in the watch world. They use cheap Chinese movements, low quality materials, and look ugly as shit.


So generally, his football team, but worn around the wrist.