Thread: Porridge

Sank 6 pints last night, so firmly on the bacon, eggs and toast 11:30am breakfast today.


Porridge with rose bud, lavender and freshly grated cinnamon tomorrow.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Sank 6 pints last night

Has shopee started delivering or something?

If they delivered ice baths immediately I'd certainly be interested.


You'd never be a darlin' and do an IV hydration and ibuprofen run downtown syb.

There's a 99 baht WBA kit from Lazada in it for ya.

Originally Posted by Edmond

There's a 99 baht WBA kit from Lazada in it for ya.

McG's Multi-Fruit?





Shiz just got real y'all.

^ It is one of those fucking whatever you do is wrong. Those muesli with fruit are really high in sugar.

Sigh.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

whatever you do is wrong.

My life in a packet.

Side by side






More than 4 times the sugar.
Double the sodium
More than double the total fat
8%-ish more carbs

Less protein


Edmond bent over and Lulu'd without lube yet again.

^^ That's what happens when you stir the porridge



Poor Edith

Edith #1 is blissfully unaware of 19 year old Edith#2 at the current time.

Edith #2 is in luv'dup bliss.


#bliss.all.round
#all.good

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^^ That's what happens when you stir the porridge

Somewhat disturbingly, I do know what that means...

Tuesday its usually Muesli make lulu pupu

Are you trying to beat Chitty at his own game?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

luckily there's an air bag

^ Wearing that slop would be infinitely better than eating it.

This is what you should be aiming at Reg. I have it pretty much every day and reckon I must have negative cholesterol by now.




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Originally Posted by nidhogg

Somewhat disturbingly, I do know what that means...

I naively thought that 'stirring porridge' meant stirring porridge, before I saw your comment Nid.

A quick trip to the Urban Dictionary suggested otherwise. I think that Reg Dingle should be banned from food threads.

Originally Posted by Mendip

This is what you should be aiming at Reg

It's nearly the same dish, although mine is possibly healthier?. Mine is rolled oats, mixed nuts, natural yoghurt and Morrisons Wonky Black Forest Fruits

I have some flax seeds somewhere too. Joe will testify to what a gamechanger they are.

As for porridge stirring, get some zinc and a load of celery down ya for extra lumpy, maybe a bit of pineapple if a good friend wants to lick the bowl out after

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I have some flax seeds somewhere too. Joe will testify to what a gamechanger they are.

I can't say I've noticed significant changes yet!

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