Thread: Lots of Paragraphs

Originally Posted by Neverna

And let's not forget Declan Geiran and Liam James Riley. Enjoy your stay, lads!

They sound suspiciously like immigrant names to me, nev!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

They sound suspiciously like immigrant names to me, nev!

The first one's surname includes the letters IRA. He should have had a few years jail time added for being a terrorist or a terrorist sympathiser!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

They sound suspiciously like immigrant names to me, nev!

Scousers, Ireland's only colony innit.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Scousers, Ireland's only colony innit.

Demographics and geography are not your strong points are they?

Millions of Irish live in Canada,Australia and Boston.

Merseyside doesn't even get into a medal position you utter mong.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

The Stop Oil tossers were convicted of conspiracy to commit an act affecting thousands of innocent citizens whose lives were materially affected by that act and in many cases so adversely that they suffered serious harm.

Oh

Makes me wonder how many years, the reckless drivers, who daily causes blocked motorways, gets behind bars in the failed state of UK ?

All this is a good distraction for the new government as their first major decision was to cut the winter fuel allowance for the elderly.
Labour the party of the people don't make me laugh.

Has to be the shortest honeymoon period for any government in the history of British politics

Well said, Joe

You'd think the media and the Bolshovic Broadcasting Corporation would be focusing their headlines on the greatest success for Team GB at an Olympics and creating a feel good factor amongst the population instead of repetitively stirring up the Great British melting pot.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Demographics and geography are not your strong points are they?

Millions of Irish live in Canada,Australia and Boston.

Merseyside doesn't even get into a medal position you utter mong.

Truly, you are one fucking idiot.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

All this is a good distraction for the new government as their first major decision was to cut the winter fuel allowance for the elderly.
Labour the party of the people don't make me laugh.

Has to be the shortest honeymoon period for any government in the history of British politics

The pensioners on pension credit are still receiving it, you thickheaded twat.

And good governments are not elected to pander to vested interests, we’ve had 14 years of that shite and look at the fucking mess we’re in.

God, you lower end types are just so oikish.

Why can't the media and government quell the unrest like they did back in 2017 when the UK suffered its most horrific attack by a Muslim suicide Bomber...

UK: Manchester Arena - Explosion, Fatalities

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

The pensioners on pension credit are still receiving it, you thickheaded twat.

And good governments are not elected to pander to vested interests, we’ve had 14 years of that shite and look at the fucking mess we’re in.

God, you lower end types are just so oikish.

Wait till your hear what Sir Stalin has in store for pensions and expat retirees abroad!!

You'll be putting your wingman out on walking street so you can afford a bowl of rice and a bottle of Sang Som you deluded fvckwit.

I had a big walk today and have ended up Iin a pub next to Boundary Park in Oldham.

Probably not the best move I've ever made.



Anyway, noting the police helicopter overhead, the lads and lasses in the pub are checking the windows, a fella at the bar has confirmed kebab shops are still delivering and the bar has just been
fully stocked.

We've got supplies.

#prayforhal.

You could spend days there. Best order some kebabs now in case they can’t deliver later.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Wait till your hear what Sir Stalin has in store for pensions and expat retirees abroad!!

If so, it'll be met with understanding and applause from our Labour party soldiers.

Who shall be shown as being as deluded as their Tory opponents.

Oldham was good for a riot 24 years ago, now that was a proper riot with petrol bombs etc.

They even shut the garages down in the town centre coz all the locals were turning up with milk bottles and a 10pence coin so they could hurl a petrol bomb at the thin blue line.
This was before social media and smart phones,most of the so called rioters nowadays are filming each other in the act of civil disturbance and providing evidence for the authorities at a later date.

So as the kebabs deliveries are unaffected and the beer is flowing, fvck all else matters.

Party!!

Originally Posted by DrWilly

You could spend days there. Best order some kebabs now in case they can’t deliver later.

Days?

Weeks - and preferably months!

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Oldham was good for a riot 24 years ago, now that was a proper riot with petrol bombs etc.

They even shut the garages down in the town centre coz all the locals were turning up with milk bottles and a 10pence coin so they could hurl a petrol bomb at the thin blue line.
This was before social media and smart phones,most of the so called rioters nowadays are filming each other in the act of civil disturbance and providing evidence for the authorities at a later date.

So as the kebabs deliveries are unaffected and the beer is flowing, fvck all else matters.

Party!!

Are you coming down?

We could finally get that pint in that I keep letting you down on.

Originally Posted by helge

If so, it'll be met with understanding and applause from our Labour party soldiers.

Who shall be shown as being as deluded as their Tory opponents.

And how deluded are our Putin followers?

Know any of them, Helga?

Poor scum burning down and smashing up other poor bastards property seems a bit silly, doesn't it ?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

And how deluded are our Putin followers?

As deluded as they come

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Know any of them, Helga?

Very few actually

One ?

I had a delightful mixed kebab from a local Muslim kebab shop last night.
They were unusually overly more friendly than usual.
I had a chat with the old boy and calmed his fears, complimented him on his cuisine but stopped short of putting a pound coin in his counter collection box for Gaza.

£4.50!

I did however put the 50p change in the counter collection box for Bolton Mosque. The old boy was overjoyed.
Still wouldn't trust the fookers around my kids though.

Originally Posted by helge

Poor scum burning down and smashing up other poor bastards property seems a bit silly, doesn't it ?

You'd better tell that to Vlad.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Originally Posted by helge
Poor scum

You'd better tell that to Vlad.

Poor ? Vlad ?

Hmm