Just keep the goats out of your imagination. :)
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Fucking harden up mate if I can do parched march any kunt can . Stay the fuck away from.the herbal tea. Just drink water. I'm.fucking digging it so far and it's only been since Feb 25 or so. Admittedly I'm.a bit cranky though, maybe that's a side effect? Anyhoo I always find it interesting that my body allows me to drink.about 18.5 litres of beer .but makes me struggle to drin k 2 or 3 litres of water
No problem though I haven't felt this rested in a while due to getting more quality sleep.last night it was only 2 pisses and the first piss was at 4.45 I bleakly stumbled into the aussie Hong nam and got rid of about a litre or so. But it seemed my bladder still had other ideas and got me up again this time at 6.50 which pissed me off( no pun) as I had set the alarm for 7.00.
Fvcking hell Ciz!
He makes you look interesting :)
Not you, though. :sad:
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Definitely May, as well as March.
It was a typo.
Great news for camomile tea in camoflage shorts
In addition to refraining from intoxicating lick her itss a prphalactic for syphalis, the dropsy, croop, looping cough, of course like Dedmund you have to have bend double to insert it uo the back passssage which may explain why he'sss so deservedly so up himself and soon to be pox free in time for the smog season.
Womder how Hal and Reg's regime of teetotal onanissm and kebabs will do to the waste lines , what say you slimboy Chitty after a canary gobbling fiesta are you Moosse fit?
I reckon we should all join forces to buy skinny jeans a camera phone so he can finally show us all what his day to day life looks like.
A full house, guess who sent the red:)
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It's because you are a ridiculous moron.
And I do not use those words lightly.
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What does that make someone who follows a "ridiculous moron" around the forum replying to her every post like a sex starved Jack Russel humping an ankle?:smileylaughing:
Ciz you're a bellend!:kma:
Anyhow back on topic, how's it going Dill??
A tenner for fish n chips and a pint in Spoooonns!
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I did add a dash of lime cordial to that pint seeing as though it's Parched March.
Next up a low strength Worthingtons at £2 a pint..
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Was going to have a Guiness but the paddy's have drunk it dry already!
What brainiac puts "Baby Guiness" on the children's menu?
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We feel your pain Dill!
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Fuckin Yam Yam