Today I went on a little bike ride.
I took Eddo Cheddo's advice and decided to try these new fangled disc brakes. The punter was asking $85 for this GT. I offered him $70 and my haggling skills must be improving as I did not even have to engage my 'slow walk back to teh Jaag' tactic before he accepted.
I took Chitty's advice and got some spanky prostate protector shorts too. Thought I would go for standard jack black to contrast with my Mother's Pride pasty pins.
She nimbly forded this rock bed as a shox test. I then got her up to 50kmh on a downhill on the hardtop and she was as smooth as a whistle. And Eddo was on the money too, as these shiners pull the rig up quicker than a rimjob on a dime.
The local fauna were impressed. Nice ear colouration on this bewt
No you can't get back in. You're too big. Its time you found your own place!
Shut that fookin' gate!