Went for a wander round Burleigh heads national park
Stumbled upon a secluded little cliff-top eagles-nest dogging spot complete with lightly soiled blanket
Burleigh is a selfie haven
Interesting to note the anthropological evolutionary divergence in stature between the curvaceous islanders and the skinny asians - both races equally absorbed by their phones while surrounded by beauteous Burleigh
The last time I saw phone torches on the beach was Thais going crabbing on Phuket at night, which was also the first time ever saw a phone torch, about 12 years ago.
Stopped in at my student rental to use the sauna on the way home and almost branded myself with the mark of The Lord. Do not wear metal necklaces in an 80c sauna!
I was trying to oggle this beautiful slinky Asian American student doing her exercises in the gym from inside the sauna through the tiny sauna door window which was getting steamed up more than usual when she obliged and flabergasted me by bringing her weights into the sauna and proceeded to perform her exercises right in front of me about 1 meter away giving me tongue-dangling front row tickets. It was like the opening scene of a porn-movie.
I asked her of she was merkin and she - no, she was from Hawaii. I did not query the small detail that I thought Hawaii was actually part of merka. She was very amiable and smiley, but less than half my age and the porn movie plot did not unfold according to the script in my dreams so I went to cool off in the icy chill outdoor winter pool.