Top 30 Nights out in the UK

**Joe 90** · 06-06-2023, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

you can get it for a pack of fuckin scratchin

Flash Southern bastard!

The trick is to wait till ten to 2 when they're already pissed and get a grip for the last couple of slowies on the dancefloor.

More often than not you'll get a knee trembler around the back of the club behind the bottle bins or some alleyway.

If she's posh then you'll have to stump up a few quid for a taxi
and scuttle it back at your gaff but preferably theirs then it's all good for a sharp exit.
Last thing you want is her hanging around your gaff making conversation.

The best slappers are the ones with no knickers on!

**dirk diggler** · 06-06-2023, 02:55 AM

How's Brum for a night out?

Probably didn't make the list due to a high chance of getting mugged by the Yardies or date-raped by the gays.

**Joe 90** · 06-06-2023, 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

How's Brum for a night out?

Probably didn't make the list due to a high chance of getting mugged by the Yardies or date-raped by the gays.

Thats a perfect night out for Dill and Ciz if you combine the two

Ciz n Dill hit Broad Street in the West Side back in their youth and haven't walked properly since

**Joe 90** · 06-06-2023, 03:51 AM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

How's Brum for a night out?

I should imagine it would be alright as long as you took a translator

**dirk diggler** · 06-06-2023, 04:16 AM

It's cool I've seen Peaky Blinders.

**Joe 90** · 06-06-2023, 04:18 AM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

It's cool I've seen Peaky Blinders.

**cyrille** · 06-06-2023, 04:19 AM

Well, riding a horse back home after a night out would have obvious advantages for chitty.

**Joe 90** · 06-06-2023, 07:07 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

Well, riding a horse back home after a night out would have obvious advantages for chitty.

Yeah save on the taxi fare and

Beats tipping a cow over

**david44** · 06-06-2023, 05:39 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Beats tipping a cow over

Rubba Ban Trips got a hearse outside

**Reg Dingle** · 06-06-2023, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

How's Brum for a night out?

Was kicking back in the day...... Loads of clubs full of slags like Edwards 7 and 8, Powerhouse, Boogies and The Ritzy(Cyz probably remembers it as Lacarno

) Swanky bars that would never let me in like Browns and Millionaires, Raving and dropping e's in The Institute and Wobbly Wheel, 70s discos in The Dome were fun. As I got older- Grab a granny nights in the Tower Ballroom and that pub Benny from Crossroads owned.

The Merkat in the market was where you could carry on drinking after the clubs.

Brum had and will still have everything you could possibly need for a night out. Although I'm too old for that bollix now

**BLD** · 06-06-2023, 06:44 PM

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

You could pre-order outfits and tools basically. It was about the most professionally run whore bar ive ever come across.

That seems prepostuoros to me . Surely this cant be true . Ive never heard of such debeucherie on soi 7.5 or wherever it is.

**dirk diggler** · 06-06-2023, 07:24 PM

Google says 7/1.

7/1? Surely this is a myth or a wind up?

**dirk diggler** · 06-06-2023, 07:25 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Was kicking back in the day...... Loads of clubs full of slags like Edwards 7 and 8, Powerhouse, Boogies and The Ritzy(Cyz probably remembers it as Lacarno

) Swanky bars that would never let me in like Browns and Millionaires, Raving and dropping e's in The Institute and Wobbly Wheel, 70s discos in The Dome were fun. As I got older- Grab a granny nights in the Tower Ballroom and that pub Benny from Crossroads owned.

The Merkat in the market was where you could carry on drinking after the clubs.

Brum had and will still have everything you could possibly need for a night out. Although I'm too old for that bollix now

I should really do a tour of England some time.

Turning up in Thailand at 18 just kinda pushed everything else aside.

**BLD** · 06-06-2023, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I should really do a tour of England some time.

Turning up in Thailand at 18 just kinda pushed everything else aside.

Nah ..your probably not missing much. I turned up.in the philippines at about 19 i think, ive done a few tours of australia but i got paid for them . The best way to see the real oz
On my free time would look for these hard to find sois

**cyrille** · 06-06-2023, 07:53 PM

Someone who hasn't heard that 'chips' gag - that's the sort of person who'd put Walsall above Liverpool for a night out.

How fkin ridiculous.

btw - these things are click bait, obvs.

Posting them up here seems a tad desperate.

**dirk diggler** · 06-06-2023, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

btw - these things are click bait, obvs.

It wasn't clickbait, it was a news article. There was no reason to click on any links, although I provided the source, as we generally do.

I posted the results straight into the thread...

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

How many of these cities can you cross off the list?

Any good stories or memories come to mind?

...then asked about personal experiences in the mentioned locations.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Posting them up here seems a tad desperate.

You are welcome to exercise your right to remain silent.

**david44** · 06-06-2023, 09:17 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Brum had and will still have everything you could possibly need for a night out

of course Bondi Manly , Cairns, Byron Bay or even Penzance's Venue, Winter Gardens /Barn Clusb offered a quickie in the Beach for those who regarded clubbing merely as forp lay

**Bonecollector** · 07-06-2023, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by BLD

That seems prepostuoros to me . Surely this cant be true . Ive never heard of such debeucherie on soi 7.5 or wherever it is.

I'm shocked that a gentleman, a man of antiquated chivalry and honour such as yourself, knows of such debauched decadent establishments. Shame on you Sir

Who was I talking about the Pickled Liver with recently?

**Bonecollector** · 07-06-2023, 01:07 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Flash Southern bastard!

You know Stanley?

**Bonecollector** · 07-06-2023, 01:10 AM

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I should really do a tour of England some time.

Turning up in Thailand at 18 just kinda pushed everything else aside.

Same problem, hoping to spend the next two decades seeing more of this island and europe. Thailand's for your 20's, 30's and when you retire but that's just me, obviously everyone has there own thing going on. I engineered it this way.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

You are welcome to exercise your right to remain silent.

Wishful thinking

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