Thread: Top 30 Nights out in the UK

Did you see any brothel houses or freelancers around ?

Originally Posted by Backspin

Did you see any brothel houses or freelancers around ?

In Scotland?

There are no actual brothels, working girls are all online. I doubt any of them are local though, probably Eastern Europeans. There are a few strip clubs but I wasn't in any.

The hookers are around the harbour area and you should see the state of them. Junkies and freak shows.

Ask Mendip...

Swansea in the top ten? They is havin a laff.

Norwich is good for live music in pubs or a sunny afternoon at the Riverside.

The university towns were always the most fun.

Warrington at third

It's a fvcking ghost town.

Did Geoff Carter or Cyrille write this article?

Best nights out for Gala Bingo

Liverpool, Manchester and West Bromwich should be in the top 10!

Christ knows what they found to do in Walsall.

Long past heydays

Torch Tunstall
Wigan Casino

Fridge Brixton
The Barn Penzance
Dug Out Bristol

York is a good night out. Had some fun times up there.

Dafuk are Burnley, Dudley and Wallsall doing on the list?

I am surprised a Samuel Smith London pub crawl wasn't on the cards.

York is indeed a great place, we were up there last October; love The North, it is where I belong.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

In Scotland?

There are no actual brothels, working girls are all online. I doubt any of them are local though, probably Eastern Europeans. There are a few strip clubs but I wasn't in any.

The hookers are around the harbour area and you should see the state of them. Junkies and freak shows.

Ask Mendip...

Ive been in a few countries where the hookers use there faces as a form.of birth control, saves me a lot of money

Originally Posted by Bonecollector

Did you ever go to any squat parties in Stratford? 12o'clock under Waterloo clock????? I have a feeling we might have had this discussion before

Were you Sugatitz44D? on facebook twas a night to remember 7 up when the bed collapsed so instagrububble

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

In Scotland?
Ask Mendip...

I don't know why my name has been mentioned, but I did use to spend a lot of time in Aberdeen.

I seem to remember there was a one-legged hooker who worked down by the docks at the bottom of Market Street (I think)... anyway, the road running down to the docks from the Blackfriars pub (?)... it's been a while.

I remember one night I was heading back to the boat when she started hobbling along after me, shouting for business, but I escaped because she couldn't get over the metal fencing in the central reservation of the dual carriageway.

That was a lucky escape.

Originally Posted by reinvented

knowing warrington all too well, apart from a brief spell in the 89-91 era

Mrs Smiths!

Never went but remember it being televised with the hit man and her.

Long since gone now.

Originally Posted by Mendip

but I escaped because she couldn't get over the metal fencing in the central reservation of the dual carriageway.

Not the sort of leg over she was hoping for

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Mrs Smiths!

Never went but remember it being televised with the hit man and her.

Long since gone now.

Mr, you fucking blue bellend.

Long ago before the interwebs to warn you I went with some American matelots on shore leave to a place called Union Street in Plymouth, once was enough half of Devon and Cornwall pissing or vomiting on the walls and that was just the cops, give me Emmy's nightclub as was at Kent Green Turnings nr Chittyland at Scholar Green now Bisto pub whatsoever that means.



Under the Benbow in Penzance was a tiny time warp dance floor like something out of the prisoner full of dancing maids and recharged seamen, happy days, thats not me on the roof overlooking the smuggling tunnels but often went up the wall

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Mrs Smiths!

Never went but remember it being televised with the hit man and her.

Long since gone now.

err, no
that was just for slappers

Legends

The Small Town Nightclub That Quietly Changed British Clubbing Forever

Originally Posted by Joe 90

An obvious typo you red rag wanker, oh and shove your Asterix oop your arse coz the treble is on!!


Cats Whiskers club in Burnley was good for a mass riot and running street battles back in the day if you happened to be dressed in anything that wasn't a shell suit.

Fvcking Casuals.

Treble *

After-party at "Mrs" Smiths

Originally Posted by Mendip

I seem to remember there was a one-legged hooker who worked down by the docks at the bottom of Market Street (I think)... anyway, the road running down to the docks from the Blackfriars pub (?)... it's been a while.

That's the story I was after. Leggy Peggy. That road is Marischal Street. A pretty steep hill down to the Harbour Wall.

A fellow apprentice back in the day got fucked up in Aberdeen with no way to get back home to Stonehaven, so he walked down Marischal Street trying car doors and found one that was open and sprawled over the 2 front seats and went to sleep. He woke up later with the uncomfortable handbrake lever digging in and released it without even knowing where he was. Zoom, straight down the hill, across the road and into the harbour wall. Luckily unhurt and still fit for work, it took him a few years to pay off the damage and the fines for theft and driving under the influence haha.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Not the sort of leg over she was hopping for

FTFY

Originally Posted by david44

Were you Sugatitz44D? on facebook twas a night to remember 7 up when the bed collapsed so instagrububble

Nope, Bolt-ons666