There was a young man called focal
His spectacles blurred but focal
His hat was from Penama
His beloved Emma from Enema
He answered to bendover Socal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbel0iuZr1A
There was a young man called focal
His spectacles blurred but focal
His hat was from Penama
His beloved Emma from Enema
He answered to bendover Socal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbel0iuZr1A
Roses are red
Violets are blue
My name is Baclspin
What's your disability?
While trawling for fun at the local
I heard of a Canuck called poke all
He yearned to pour gravy over Pieland
and even rub cheeks in thighland
but got suckall and feckall so So Call
An irisher with the name of Rubba
Limericking while watching a Cubba
His rhymes got too long
Ale's much too strong ?
Still his work didn't totally Floppa
And then there was this scandi Helge
(the name is pronounced just like Alien)
Spelling 'Cuppa' with B
Next up is Bizz with a P
(I'm not like SA a Sesquipedalian)
There was a Bohemia Monk
Who fell asleep in a bunk
He dreamt that Venus
was sucking his keenness
and woke up covered in.......
perspiration
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