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    Best Man Chitty the Thirds Stag doo.

    Holy shite!

    I've been summoned for the third time in my life to have the honour of being best man at a mates wedding in the Summer.

    This doesn't give me long to prepare and plan, so all suggestions and ideas from the Teakdorian members are appreciated.

    I've already tried to convince him getting married at his age 54 to his Philipino girlfriend of 5 years is a daft idea but he's adamant.

    So with relish I get to organise the stagg do!!!

    The first two times I felt cheated as the first groom didn't drink and the second time the wealthy bride knowing our history and track record unfortunately put the blocks on it.

    This third time however there will be no holes barred!!

    So...Vegas, Amsterdamage or Blackpool???



    Shalom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Vegas, Amsterdamage or Blackpool???
    Hal Cy MsKit, Lulu, my mother-in-law Chiang Mai THE COINOISSEURS PICK

    It's got the lot, free puff chug some Leos bumma Chang b4 C Mai noon

    ChittyChitty ditty free from RJ via pm plus "banned" best man's speech

    IT'S HOMING COME.

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    The car bonnet will be trashed and televised

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    ^ Just be yourself mate, you'll be fine.

    And yes, where-ever you're from, I believe that 5 is way too young to get married.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ Just be yourself mate, you'll be fine.

    And yes, where-ever you're from, I believe that 5 is way too young to get married.
    If you're over here end of June you can get onit also!
    The more the merrier imho.
    This stagg do has "the Hangover" written all over it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    ^ Just be yourself mate.
    Worst advice e-v-e-r.

    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    This stagg do has "the Hangover" written all over it
    You always need a template, eh?

    Something to copy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    Worst advice e-v-e-r.



    You always need a template, eh?

    Something to copy.
    Is it your time of the month again Cryall?

    Let's all take a moment to reflect on Sybilles redeeming features.





















    Wake me up when you find some


    Anyone been to the Dam recently ?
    Last edited by Joe 90; 28-03-2023 at 01:21 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    there will be no holes barred!!
    . . . groom or bride?

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    What this thread needs is a few pics to inspire ...

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    My favourite pic so far, I can't help thinking this was Cyrille on his stagg do all them years ago

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    [COLOR=#428BCA !important]WARSAWADD MORE ACTIVITIESADD ACCOMMODATION






    Erotic Lesbian Show








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    LAS VEGASADD MORE ACTIVITIESADD ACCOMMODATION






    5 Star Hotel








    Shooting Range








    Vip Strip Club Entry








    Quad Biking








    Pool Parties








    Fantasy Show

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    SHARE WITH THE LADS

    Ciz and KW centre







    BANGKOK STAG PARTY WEEKEND IDEAS

    Bangkok Stag Party a man doesn't come all the way to Thailand to sit around toasting marshmallows. You're here to wake up with face tattoos and unexplained monkeys. And that's just what you'll get with a Bangkok Stag Do!
    In an epic six-day bender that definitely doesn't want to end up on the bride's radar, you'll be treated to a whirlwind tour of swanky hotels, go-go bars, Muay Thai, strip joints, sky bars, underground drinking clubs and insects on sticks. You'll visit night markets, hobnob with hotties on gap years and get top-drawer suits custom made by backstreet tailors.
    Marvel at tiger temples, eat the best curry on earth, and get a spectacular beach break on the legendarily beautiful island of Phuket.
    We source your guides, your drivers and your hotels. All you have to do is bring your own Wolfpack and a serious party head! And yes, you do really get a henna version of the face tattoo.
    This hangover inspired package is the only way to go out in style. Taking in everything from Bangkok to Phuket, epic temples to ping pong bars, and beaches to wild animals, this really is the film relived. What a great idea for a Stag weekend!
    Wingmen: keep your eyes peeled and your radar working. Or you could let the stag make a total fool of himself with a girl called Dave. As they say in the movie, there's a reason it's called Bangkok...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    The car bonnet will be trashed and televised

    I cannot wait.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    a girl called Dave.
    but not in Lent

    My mere annoy asked if Chitty's the best man , what are the others like?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    can't help thinking this was Cyrille on his stagg do all them years ago
    Haha!

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    I vote Vegas baby!

    Hangover part 4!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Holy shite!

    I've been summoned for the third time in my life to have the honour of being best man at a mates wedding in the Summer.
    Honestly if he can't stick it at the third attempt I'd tell him to stay single.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Honestly if he can't stick it at the third attempt I'd tell him to stay single.
    3 imaginary grooms, not 1 imaginary groom getting married for the third imaginary time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    3 imaginary grooms, not 1 imaginary groom getting married for the third imaginary time.
    Nice to hear from a grooming expert, I assumed you were at the greener end, following the bandwagon with a bucket and spade, prior to recycling oh Gongmeister?
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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    Honestly if he can't stick it at the third attempt I'd tell him to stay single.
    Already have.

    Why ruin what he has?

    Now if they split, he'll lose half of everything.
    Although I reckon his bride is pretty Well off.
    She's had no expenses for the last decade working as a live in housekeeper for a wealthy A list family on 30K a year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    3 imaginary grooms, not 1 imaginary groom getting married for the third imaginary time.
    Imagining the imaginary.

    Sounds like a Hugh Grant movie hey

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Nice to hear from a grooming expert,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Imagining the imaginary.

    Sounds like a Hugh Grant movie hey
    One with an incredibly shit title?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    Hugh Grant
    Fake weddings and a Chitty-troll.

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    If we're not invited who gives a fuck where you leave your mate taped to a lamp post in full kit wanker Liverpool gear and a spit laden condom dangling out of his anus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    If we're not invited
    Of course you are invited mate, some fvckers gotta be the driver of the party bus

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