Best Man Chitty the Thirds Stag doo.

**Joe 90** · 28-03-2023, 11:38 PM

Originally Posted by cyrille

One with an incredibly shit title?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Fake weddings and a Chitty-troll.

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**david44** · 29-03-2023, 12:15 AM

Originally Posted by edmond

fake weddings

fake beddings and a nigerial surely shirley?

**Edmond** · 29-03-2023, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Hugh Grant

Originally Posted by Edmond

Fake weddings and a Chitty-troll.

Did no one get Four weddings and a funeral?

**david44** · 29-03-2023, 01:02 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Four weddings and a funeral?

A Ms Edie of Lagos claims "forked beddings and a venereal " Mao Looloo lies over the Asean so bring back my LooLoo to me

**DrWilly** · 29-03-2023, 03:39 AM

Originally Posted by Edmond

Did no one get Four weddings and a funeral?

Yeah. I think everyone did, Captain Obvious

**Backspin** · 29-03-2023, 05:11 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

LAS VEGASADD MORE ACTIVITIESADD ACCOMMODATION

5 Star Hotel

Shooting Range

Vip Strip Club Entry

Quad Biking

Pool Parties

Fantasy Show

Nice quad. I have the exact same one

**harrybarracuda** · 29-03-2023, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Of course you are invited mate, some fvckers gotta be the driver of the party bus

I thought it was a stag do, not a hen party. Makes sense now.

**BLD** · 29-03-2023, 07:17 PM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Holy shite!

I've been summoned for the third time in my life to have the honour of being best man at a mates wedding in the Summer.

This doesn't give me long to prepare and plan, so all suggestions and ideas from the Teakdorian members are appreciated.

I've already tried to convince him getting married at his age 54 to his Philipino girlfriend of 5 years is a daft idea but he's adamant.

So with relish I get to organise the stagg do!!!

The first two times I felt cheated as the first groom didn't drink and the second time the wealthy bride knowing our history and track record unfortunately put the blocks on it.

This third time however there will be no holes barred!!

So...Vegas, Amsterdamage or Blackpool???

His wedding night and honeymoon ought to be good if there's no holes barred? Lucky barsteward. At 54 years of old your mate struck gold to pull a 3 holer

**Reg Dingle** · 29-03-2023, 07:31 PM

^ I think one of those holes is Chitty's

**david44** · 29-03-2023, 08:30 PM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ I think one of those holes is Chitty's

Of course for low budget thrills, glazed prostitutes, dank canals and mindless drugged chavs you cannot beat the Stretford End in the Hansterdamaged

RED SHIRT District, knock 3 times and ask for Fred

**DrWilly** · 30-03-2023, 02:37 AM

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ I think one of those holes is Chitty's

thank fuck he only does one hole, cos two holes is proper

**Joe 90** · 30-03-2023, 04:30 AM

So much for the" Damage", word must have got out about my impending Stagg go, c'mon who grassed me up??
My moneys on Victor Meldrew

Amsterdam has urged sex and drug tourists to stay away from their city in a discouragement campaign specifically aimed at young British men.

The campaign by the Dutch city's council is part of its efforts to clean up the city known for both its beautiful architecture, art and canals as well as its liberal attitude to cannabis and prostitution.

In a video produced for the campaign, two officers are seen arresting a drunk man and while warning against coming to the city for a "messy night."

It ends with: "So coming to Amsterdam for a messy night? Stay away."

Amsterdam urges rowdy young British men to '''stay away''' | ITV News

**cyrille** · 30-03-2023, 05:51 AM

TC put a thread up about it 24 hours ago, slow chap.

**bsnub** · 30-03-2023, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by Backspin

Nice quad. I have the exact same one

**Backspin** · 30-03-2023, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by bsnub

Getting it ready for the season right now you dozy pillock. 660cc. Way too much torque for a wet noodle like you

**Joe 90** · 16-05-2023, 12:41 AM

The Groom asked his fiancé to sign a prenuptial and she's sent him to Coventry.

**DrWilly** · 16-05-2023, 02:08 AM

Originally Posted by Backspin

Getting it ready for the season right now you dozy pillock. 660cc. Way too much torque for a wet noodle like you

Getting it ready? Wouldn’t the first job be to replace those work tyres?

**david44** · 16-05-2023, 05:36 AM

Originally Posted by Joe 90

she's sent him to Coventry.

Rare case of COVENTRY anti CLIMAX?

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Maybe you can press your suit elsewhere, Bedgelert, Burslem, Shockport? I shall be passing you on my "Mission to the heathen Hill tribes same as last year" PM for dates in July, be delighted to share a sherbet at the madoc yacht club or "The Australian" on non sailing days

PS Advanced congrats to City, Chlesk/ Yanquis spent 600 million forgot to get a goal scorer like Halland and will end in the lower half.

Chelsea Ladies aka the Sloane Rangers my only consolation

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