Thread: Happy Birthday Mendy

Originally Posted by bsnub

You must have missed the smiley face, besides I think it would be a fine present to mendy if this turned into a shitshow and got doghoused by the mods.

Indeed.

In the finest TD traditions.

Anyway, I'm not fat.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

let’s leave that to another thread, eh?

Stop being so fucking soft, Willy. You thick twat.

Like this snubby?

Well, I'm overwhelmed by the TeakDoor membership.

I would have to say it hasn't been my liveliest Birthday... I go to Norway for an offshore job soon and have a load of prep to do, so have been busy all day.

But now I can let my hair down... I'll post a few pics of my celebrations later.

The wife and daughter have forgotten about my birthday but it seems a bit late in the day to remind them now. The gardener wouldn't have known anyway.

So I didn't get a Champagne lunch but I did get a tuna sandwich and a Batchelor's Leak and Potato Cuppa Soup!

I didn't get any presents this year, or cards, or cake, but I did get a 'Happy Birthday' email from KLM with a code for 25 Quid off my next flight, so that was a result... although I have a feeling that everyone gets one of these.

Anyway, giving is better than receiving as they say, so I'm gonna give everyone on this thread a Green... or maybe owe one.

Thanks everyone!

Aww... they forgot your birthday? Maybe they'll surprise you for dinner...

Anyway, here's a bday song for you, in my language (Tagalog). Sing it to the tune of Happy Birthday. All vowels have short sounds.

Maligayang bati, sa iyong pagsilang
Maligayang, maligayang......
Maligayang bati!

(maligaya = happy, bati = greeting, pagsilang = birth, iyo = your, iyong is a conjugation of iyo)

^ Why thanks Katie. I'll owe you 2 Greens!

Happy Birthday young man. I really hope you are having a great day, despite all the work. Crack open a cold one, you deserve it!


ETA NO greens required.

^ Thank you Switch.

Rules are rules, you'll get your Green. Maybe even 2 Greens for calling me 'Young Man'!

Would you believe the wife did completely forget... I'm now cooking - on my Birthday - Baramundi baked with a potato.

We usually have sweetcorn with fish but bollox to that... sweetcorn AND peas tonight. It's my birthday!

Barramundi sounds like a decent option.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Indeed.

In the finest TD traditions.

Anyway, I'm not fat.



Stop being so fucking soft, Willy. You thick twat.

Like this snubby?

Originally Posted by bsnub

You must have missed the smiley face, besides I think it would be a fine present to mendy if this turned into a shitshow and got doghoused by the mods.

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JFC...just like the kids. Starts in fun but it always ends in tears!

Originally Posted by Mendip

the wife forgot

Remind her..... and you might well be 5kg lighter tomorrow morning.











After the annual shearing.

Bladdy hell guys, it's my birthday!

My first Ya Dong for a few weeks... but 37 degrees slowed things down a bit.



Yogi arrived late to the party. But his smile is always infectious! Not to mention some other parts.



The Barramundi was shite so I shared it out amongst the guests.

I took a bottle of Mont Clair and a box of Kit-Kats to bed, to watch Death in Paradise.

I think I'll celebrate my birthday in Bangkok at the weekend!

Originally Posted by Mendip

The wife and daughter have forgotten about my birthday but it seems a bit late in the day to remind them now. The gardener wouldn't have known anyway.

What about your Welsh mate? Has your Mom called yet?


It's ironic how your age translates to haha in Thai now, no?

Me Welsh mate is as useless as the rest of them.

My mum called just as I was distributing the Barramundi amongst the canine contingent. I have things sussed now, every time I want a swig of Ya Dong I just point the phone upwards. Clever, hey!

"Why does your phone keep pointing at the sky?"

"I don't know mum, must be the dodgy internet we have"

But it's not as if I'm still a kid and not an adult as far as my mum is concerned.


56 is not ha ha?

In fact I haven't had a ha ha birthday since my 30s... pre Korat!

Originally Posted by Mendip

it's not as if I'm still a kid and not an adult as far as my mum is concerned.

Didn't she send you the box of kitkats?


I have 2... and its not my b'day for Months

^ Have a Break, have a Quick Crap!

Edit: My mum's birthday parcel hasn't arrived yet.

But I have had one line Whatsapp messages off both of my sisters!

Originally Posted by Mendip

I think I'll celebrate my birthday in Bangkok at the weekend!

Amen to that!

^ Yeah, good night!

Just snapped this unusual breed Mendy.

Bet you can't guess what it is?

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Bet you can't guess what it is?

I know! I know! I know!

It's a dog, isn't it?

Some old bloke had one of those outside the pub. Nasty fucking thing it was. He did tell me the breed. I forget now though. Does it begin with a P or a B?

Originally Posted by Mendip

now that I'm approaching middle age

...approaching?...

^ Expect an 'owed Green' for a one word post?

Ok, I'll sort it out.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Nasty fucking thing it was.

That's Chitty when he's missed the Friday night bargains!

Happy Birthday Mendip! Let the Ya Dong flow!

A bit ruff that your daughter forgot. You're supposed to slip her an extra 1,000 so you can take her shopping and she buy you something.

A Croatian sheepdog rescue from Bosnian.

^ Thinking about it, it was half the size of that thing in your pic



Bottoms up Mendy