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    Isle of discombobulation Joe 90's Avatar
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    Spot the mistakes.

    A friend went to Bangkok recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
    She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
    Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Thai to English.

    Getting There:
    Our representative will make you wait at the airport. The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore. Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water. You will know that you are getting near the hotel, because you will go round the bend. The manager will await you in the entrance hall. He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

    The Hotel:
    This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome. We of course are always pleased to accept adultery. Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate in the bar and expose themselves to others. But please note that ladies are not allowed to have babies in the bar. We organize social games, so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

    The Restaurant:
    Our menus have been carefully chosen to be ordinary and unexciting. At dinner, our quartet will circulate from table to table, and fiddle with you.

    Your Room:
    Every room has excellent facilities for your private parts. In winter, every room is on heat. Each room has a balcony offering views of outstanding obscenity! .. You will not be disturbed by traffic noise, since the road between the hotel and the lake is used only by pederasts.

    Bed:
    Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition. If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid. Please take advantage of her. She will be very pleased to squash your shirts, blouses and underwear. If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

    Above All:
    When you leave us at the end of your holiday, you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

    🙂
    Shalom

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    A friend went to Bangkok recently and was given this brochure by the hotel. It is precious.
    She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
    Obviously, it has been translated directly, word for word from Thai to English.
    The same friend that went to China in 2019?


    The following is taken from a Chinese hotel brochure which was translated word for word into English:


    Translation troubles: why you should use a professional service

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    If only he could copy and paste some other fukkers dinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    If only he could copy and paste some other fukkers dinner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    The same friend that went to China in 2019?
    Ciz is gonna get moist

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    ^He'll be finishing his little siesta about now with the alarm set for the build up of the midland mid table derby

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    ^He'll be finishing his little siesta about now with the alarm set for the build up of the midland mid table derby
    Nah, he'll forget and sleep through waking in a sticky mess only to watch the Coventry win highlights from his piss stained armchair.

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    Why do you lie so much, chitty? Is it a cry for attention? Needing validation?

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    This after his now infamous culinary tour. Strange.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Why do you lie so much, chitty?
    Good question.

    Is this normal in Stoke?

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    Chatgpt says

    .t's difficult to make a generalization about a group of people without evidence. People from all backgrounds and walks of life can engage in deceptive behavior for a variety of reasons, including trying to make themselves look better or hiding past mistakes. It's not accurate or fair to suggest that divorced men from Stoke have a tendency to lie more than any other group.

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    At last , a sense of humour.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    The same friend that went to China in 2019?
    Or even earlier, a ten-year timewarp?
    A hoax from 2013.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post
    At last , a sense of humour.
    All it took was some artificial intelligence

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    Making people dance. :-)
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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Is it a cry for attention? Needing validation?
    It's just FlouncySpamSpam 'saving' TD.




    Can we let it die, now.

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    Adios!

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    All it took was some artificial intelligence

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