Thread: Yorkies is no more!

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

When I don the healthy hat I butter two slices of granary bread and adorn one with a good layering of coleslaw onto which I lay a few slices of firm avocado and then add rashers of thick smoked dry cured back bacon and then slop a nice dollop of mayonnaise, Hellmans, and a drop or two of HP sauce for piquancy.

Heaven.

Lovely , do you deliver?

Originally Posted by david44

I think you may have been misinformed ,

No no, the term brittle was made for the likes of this current bunch of pissant fucking tefler mods who run and hide at the first sign of facts being thrown their way that might hurt their feelings.

Originally Posted by sabang

My favorite place for sausages was a German owned joint in Naklua (close to our very own Sausages abode). But no evidence of them still existing.

Think I know the place you’re talking about and was wondering if it was still open. But hadn’t made it yet over to the Naklua side. Used to get all sorts of stuff there … steaks, chops, hamburger and even some brand of meat pies I can’t recall anymore.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Their English Sausages are also really good - authentic recipe, unlike some.

Recipe for ..any sausage made commercially is the oldest. fattest,gland filled, cheapest garbage meat, that they can get their cynic hands on.


Not just Thailand, but in Thailand I would make my own.

Originally Posted by david44

A pressing if not prescient point.

This is where a sausage enema helps so many , the King of Australia said it was a Geelong favorite.

I myself would start with Vaseline, just to get my hand in but I realize you guys may have more experience downunder.

As to


I think you may have been misinformed , while I can assure you from hands on experience the large parts of the British female is a s flexible as needs many of the men however are what I believe called incells and reduced to a rented "cuddle" on pension payment day? Some seek bigger and butter sausages as shown throughout the many meaty threads.

My own dear wife says I shouldn't worry about sausage size, I just prefer she didn't have one at all

Careful Dave. You are treading dangerous ground mentioning Geelong, the home of the AFL premiership team. We Geelong supporters (like all AFL supporters) take our football team very seriously. Especially when you mention the greatest team of all. There is a golden rule in Oz. Never knock a blokes' mum or his footy team. Everything else is fair game.

Geelong? Bloody heck. I thought youse was an alright bloke before…

Willy,you do have to admit that God came from Geelong.
Gary Ablett sr.

Some airfried thick smoked applewood back bacon with hp and ketchup in your honour, Gent.

^ Have you ever tried Daddies brown sauce? I'd never go back to HP after Daddies.

Originally Posted by Mendip

Have you ever tried Daddies brown sauce?

Actually it was Daddies. I didnt want to look a cheap bastard

I sensed as much but didn't want to show off about my sauce identification skills.

Fair play for coming clean.

Originally Posted by Mendip

didn't want to show off about my sauce identification skills.

Thanks for keeping the Lidl ketchup to yourself also,in these times of austerity

No problem mate. It was obvious to an expert but I didn't want to embarress you.

Expert cheap arse!

^ Frugal

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Expert cheap arse!

Wow... where did that come from?

I really don't want to sound like a show off but I have reached a stage in my life where I buy brown sauce for the taste, not the cost. In fact I think Daddies Sauce may even be more expensive than HP... especially in Thailand where it's like hen's teeth to find.

Sorry, I meant frugal, thrifty, careful, cautious, or economical.

Yeah Mendy is no cheap arse, he's quite possibly the only person in all of Thailand that's checking for eggs under the chooks in his back yard while wearing a ten thousand dollar bi-metal Rolex Datejust on a jubilee band

Great pic by the way

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Some airfried thick smoked applewood back bacon with hp and ketchup in your honour, Gent.

You don't butter the bread?!

^Have you tried spreading butter in Winter in the UK?
Even that spreadable shit rips big holes in your bread.

Originally Posted by Mendip

In fact I think Daddies Sauce may even be more expensive than HP... especially in Thailand where it's like hen's teeth to find.

Pffffft, I wasn't even looking for it and saw it. Not hen's teeth, not expensive.

And that's just the stash from his TV cabinet!

Originally Posted by Headworx

ten thousand dollar bi-metal Rolex

They're more than that nowadays. Rolex market prices are bonkers.