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    Stupid thing I did today,

    Some times you do something so monumentally stupid you have to share it.
    And hopefully someone else will post something even stupidter and make you feel better.

    So this morning I weighted myself as I do almost every morning to see how am I doing and how much food It is safe to eat that day.
    I try to do it in the shorts I sleep in (don't want to add any more weight with heavy clothing)
    and noticed that I had my cellphones in my pocket, and not wanting to add the additional cellphone weight, I took it out of my pocket and held it in my hand while I was weightings myself
    The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

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    Early onset Odd Timers

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    ...the internet has a number of vids of men holding up a wriggling caught fish on a line while taking a phone pic...then tossing the phone rather than the fish into the water...

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    Quite a few vids of people handling tokays too.

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    It's when you try to send a message with the weighing scales you have worries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Early onset Odd Timers
    I resemble that insinuation

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    ^ at least you are just doing one stupid thing a day, let us know if the affliction worsens

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    ^ at least you are just doing one stupid thing a day, let us know if the affliction worsens
    One that I knew was stupid . Way to go with your comment!! Now I have to re-examine my whole ego concept. .

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    ^ I just gloss over my stupidity and let others worry about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by tomcat View Post
    ...the internet has a number of vids of men holding up a wriggling caught fish on a line while taking a phone pic...then tossing the phone rather than the fish into the water...
    A couple of weeks ago I was preparing to cook string beans and I was snappin the ends and removing the side strings on by one,
    A highly cathartic process I might add.
    I had gotten into a pretty good groove until I noticed that every so often I was throwing away the clean string beans and keeping the part with the string . LOL
    Last edited by Buckaroo Banzai; 09-01-2023 at 05:13 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    ^ I just gloss over my stupidity and let others worry about it
    The problem with the political system in the US, and dare say, many more other countries in the world

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    I bought a replacement 3 gang 2 way light switch only to find they weren't intermediate switches - that was 2 days ago. Yesterday i picked up two lots of kitchen/bathroom cleaner by Astonish only to find out they were window cleaner - same packaging but i didn't read the print.

    I have a busy life returning stuff....

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    I bought a replacement 3 gang 2 way light switch only to find they weren't intermediate switches - that was 2 days ago. Yesterday i picked up two lots of kitchen/bathroom cleaner by Astonish only to find out they were window cleaner - same packaging but i didn't read the print.

    I have a busy life returning stuff....
    Hard to find general purpose cleaner in Thailand.
    Except for the MR MUSCLE cleaner all I also see is window cleaner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    Hard to find general purpose cleaner in Thailand.
    I've got one. He does a bit of gardening as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I've got one. He does a bit of gardening as well!
    Yea I got one of those too. but at what a cost!

    Last night she says, "Go look at the kitchen". I said "I don't wan to", cause I knew where this was going.
    She gave me the Look, and ofcourse I had to go and look.
    The kitchen was spotless , even after my Pork loin bake that I thought we would have to condemn the kitchen.
    Today she went shopping with her sister and came back with another pair of shoes, to add to the other million pair she has,some never out of the box.
    Of course after the kitchen incident I knew to keep my mouth shut

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    A couple of weeks ago I was preparing to cook string beans and I was snappin the ends and removing the side strings on by one,
    A highly cathartic process I might add.
    Always start with the G String and stop at teh Gee stop , It's butter to have bean a has bean than a Neverna?

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Always start with the G String and stop at teh Gee stop , It's butter to have bean a has bean than a Neverna?
    Wiser words are often spoken

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    So this morning I weighted myself as I do almost every morning to see how am I doing and how much food It is safe to eat that day
    Ohh , and I forgot to mention. before weighing yourself in the morning it's a good Idea to take a dump.
    Depending on what you ate the night before, the weight loss could be significant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    Ohh , and I forgot to mention. before weighing yourself in the morning it's a good Idea to take a dump.
    Depending on what you ate the night before, the weight loss could be significant.
    If only Putin made ‘silly mistakes’ like invading another country eh.

    He could become an amusing, self effacing member on here too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai View Post
    after the kitchen incident I knew to keep my mouth shut
    The kitchen incident ?

    Sounds dramatic


    Do you have a grassy knoll outside previously mentioned kitchen ?


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