Some times you do something so monumentally stupid you have to share it.
And hopefully someone else will post something even stupidter and make you feel better.
So this morning I weighted myself as I do almost every morning to see how am I doing and how much food It is safe to eat that day.
I try to do it in the shorts I sleep in (don't want to add any more weight with heavy clothing)
and noticed that I had my cellphones in my pocket, and not wanting to add the additional cellphone weight, I took it out of my pocket and held it in my hand while I was weightings myself