Welcome to Santa's magic rubba grotto
What would you like Father Christmas to bring you? Money no object
I have have already had a note from a Ms Candy, Yes Simon a new inflatable RubbaDubba Ms Lulu is ready to blown up, or flatpack for self pumping.
Edmond junior will be pleased to know yes we do the male version with reinforced orifice that you requested.
Miss Helge we don't do tool extensions but can send your partner a super Sherlock Magnifying Glasses to ease docking.
Great minds think alike Willy Baldrick ad Hal you are very naughty boys, but f you can confirm the requested device is legal where you lurk, it'll be down your chimney (Batteries and Vaseline not included).
All mumblers of the secret Squirrel club will get that perennial dinosaur THE Saurus bumpa Christmas album.
For all the parents who paid extra for a fireside chat on the knee we have lots of girls and boys toys, motor mowers, sausage sacks, Utes, bikes, train sets and festive dildoes, crackers and garden lights.
We've run out of Green Utes but so we don't disappoint young AR age 6.5 of Rarobonga but the Jim is ready for a stiff workout and a weak membership coming. Captain Subanga of WoggaWogga wil be pleased to know his lil rear Admiral Soviet flotilla cap and matching stockings are in well, stock.
For Wanda LostmyTesla of USA a new model due , batteries and carrying bag extra, check with mum so you don't scratch the basement furnishings.
Chief Elf HAL E TOSIS will be giving gift bags for kisees around the rear entrance as usual, ably assisted by a a new surprise polar star from frozen wastes of Canada, Willy be Russ, Spin or full pre frontal MM?
Mods standard order 12 oiled Katoeys with cases of Hong Thong and a bong packed ready to go.
Watch this space.
Thanks again to Reg the Red nosed Reindeer and yes you can be stabled with LD. PH and the Moose.