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    If everything is possible what would you like in your stocking?

    Welcome to Santa's magic rubba grotto


    What would you like Father Christmas to bring you? Money no object


    I have have already had a note from a Ms Candy, Yes Simon a new inflatable RubbaDubba Ms Lulu is ready to blown up, or flatpack for self pumping.


    Edmond junior will be pleased to know yes we do the male version with reinforced orifice that you requested.


    Miss Helge we don't do tool extensions but can send your partner a super Sherlock Magnifying Glasses to ease docking.


    Great minds think alike Willy Baldrick ad Hal you are very naughty boys, but f you can confirm the requested device is legal where you lurk, it'll be down your chimney (Batteries and Vaseline not included).


    All mumblers of the secret Squirrel club will get that perennial dinosaur THE Saurus bumpa Christmas album.


    For all the parents who paid extra for a fireside chat on the knee we have lots of girls and boys toys, motor mowers, sausage sacks, Utes, bikes, train sets and festive dildoes, crackers and garden lights.


    We've run out of Green Utes but so we don't disappoint young AR age 6.5 of Rarobonga but the Jim is ready for a stiff workout and a weak membership coming. Captain Subanga of WoggaWogga wil be pleased to know his lil rear Admiral Soviet flotilla cap and matching stockings are in well, stock.


    For Wanda LostmyTesla of USA a new model due , batteries and carrying bag extra, check with mum so you don't scratch the basement furnishings.


    Chief Elf HAL E TOSIS will be giving gift bags for kisees around the rear entrance as usual, ably assisted by a a new surprise polar star from frozen wastes of Canada, Willy be Russ, Spin or full pre frontal MM?


    Mods standard order 12 oiled Katoeys with cases of Hong Thong and a bong packed ready to go.


    Watch this space.


    Thanks again to Reg the Red nosed Reindeer and yes you can be stabled with LD. PH and the Moose.
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    I’d settle for a Triumph Rocket III GT.

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    I overlooked Ice maiden and Iceman who is a nice man and will get his reward under the Misskittletoe in due course

    Apologies to anyone I overlooked,

    Katie my sack can only manage so much but a big green due for all her excellent posts

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    Hallelujah Man Utd detox and reprogramming weekend with Spa AHOMER therapy and a Chitty ending
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    For Looper a lady with attitude ?Afro Stormtroopers with own Stuka hard to find but perhaps he can rub along with first alternate, strap on for free mystery flight

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    If unable to get off I'll ask Stumpy to send an unbreakable Tortoise Hammock and my own refurbished Spandex jockstrap
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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    I’d settle for a Triumph Rocket III GT.
    yep a helluva engine 2.5 litre

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Miss Helge we don't do tool extensions but can send your partner a super Sherlock Magnifying Glasses to ease docking.
    Thanks, but don't bother.

    Reckon I could operate a sock/stocking in the dark if I had to.

    Edit:

    Oh; the glasses with enhancing effect wasn't for me ?

    (check your repo)

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    Two stockings, with Margot Robbie's legs inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dirk diggler View Post
    I’d settle for a Triumph Rocket III GT.
    Hmm

    I'm old school

    A BSA Rocket 3 or a Triumph Trident 150 or 160 would be appreciated.

    A bit of Rob North thrown in would be nice too

    Thanks in advance


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    Some Werthers please and that Fly Fishing book by JR Hartley.

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    I'd just like world peace, all the little yellow and brown people to be given equal rights and a way to make trannies and dykes look less like David Brent's ugly brother.... oh and if there was some way to mend all the mental angst the Ginger cuckoo and his Mercan bint are going through that would be dandy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Switch View Post
    Some Werthers please and that Fly Fishing book by JR Hartley.


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    sonst noch?
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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post




    sonst noch?
    Danke.

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    I'd settle for a pair of legs that didn't tingle and ache all the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lantern View Post
    I'd settle for a pair of legs that didn't tingle
    The most touching answer so far

    I'd just settle for a tingle some days

    Good luck buddy entropy is relentless, we all need to balance best we can and not impose on others too much.

    I've seen a UK ad for a rivitive foot massage gadget here

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/revitive-ci...lation+booster

    , basically an electronic foot massage , like the rollers sold in C Mai night market , might be worth a try if it really stops you enjoying life?

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    An Iron Maiden LP, Zippo and T

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bonecollector View Post
    Iron Maiden LP
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    Nice! I think I'll go for the new album Senjutsu, some truly amazing art came along with this latest album and it's not half bad either. What's with the EWF...are we comparing album covers now?

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