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    Nocturnal emissions , leaky wicks tips guys?

    Aged 50 I would sometimes need to visit the bathroom after a big beer session/ aka at UK parties a PISS UP
    Aged 55 most nights one time
    Aged 60 seems every single beer, I seldom drink beer but have resumed during World Cup enjoying a large bottle on each half

    Any ideas other than quit beer?

    I do eat before hand and usual have a few salty snacks stuffed Olives, Cheese and crackers Nuts, Lays similar during the matches

    It seems unfair to piss on the Mrs uninvited , I've outgrown my wetsuit and a hose and bracket seems over the top?

    Are there any foods etc that help retain water or perhaps I should quit the salty stuff?

    POI I don't use sugar , odd Lychee mango or banana from the garden or biscuit but not a daily habit, I think wife adds sweet stuff like Nam man hoi to some dishes , should I cut this out perhaps. I avoid restaurants at present, since the outbreak of hungry relatives.

    This is a temporary issue as once the WC (if you will ) Final over 19 December I'll quit ale and return to more normal hours and a single large glass of red wine with supper.

    I do recall my father and uncles with similar issues , prostate weakening?
    I read lots of green tea might help but I hate the taste, if there are other methods I open as 7-11 till , Ding Dong
    “What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Any ideas other than quit beer?
    Cock ring. Caution, wearing too long may be hazardous to your health.

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    Ive got some advice. Ill be back in a minute once ive had a piss

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    Cock ring. Caution, wearing too long may be hazardous to your health.
    I have a Red and White one on already , do you think Blue for number 3?

    Note to self I think maybe Norts taketh the piss thinking I am too old dumb and pissed ot notice, he may be right........

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    just nappy up and piss yourself during the football for that feeling of freedom you ain't had since you were a toddler

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    Get yourself some of these self-wicking silk boxer shorts. They don't only 'wick' sweat but any moisture, whatever its origin.

    Keep the fan on at night, your nether reasons exposed to the air flow and your self-wicking undies will take care of everything.

    I would recommend changing them at least twice a week.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
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    it happens as you age i hear

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    ^ Oh no... I've been hacked by BB...

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    Quote Originally Posted by malmomike77 View Post
    just nappy up and piss yourself during the football for that feeling of freedom you ain't had since you were a toddler
    is your advice based on solid experience though?

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    ^ i never do a solid in an adult nappy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    I would recommend changing them at least twice a week.

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    Man all you guys pissing yourself at night or during the day is a scary thought. Do you guys put down those bed wetters liner things I used to have for my babies. Forgot the name. I assume they make big bed sizes. Probably work perfect with Mendys silk moisture wicking deals off Lazada.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    I think maybe Norts taketh the piss
    He is. When I was your age I could go at least 8 hrs before nature called. Now it's 6 hrs.
    Most important is to make sure your bladder is empty to the last drop before sleep. As you age this takes time and patience.

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    When I saw this thread I assumed it would be about dropping ass at night and stinking the room up. Didn't think it would be about draining the bladder in bed or in their crackers.


    Quote Originally Posted by Norton View Post
    As you age this takes time and patience

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    my lord...

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