Choose Your Odds

**tomcat** · 29-11-2022, 10:50 PM

**malmomike77** · 29-11-2022, 10:53 PM

It's obvious the Mercans are more confident as they are armed

**tomcat** · 29-11-2022, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by malmomike77

It's obvious the Mercans are more confident as they are armed

...*cough*...review the introductory sentence at your leisure...

**malmomike77** · 29-11-2022, 10:58 PM

Mercans unarmed, bout as likely as you not peering through a hole in the stall Tom

**helge** · 30-11-2022, 02:35 AM

Survey of 2082 GB adults ?

Can't see any of those animals survive a night of pub crawling in Glasgow

**david44** · 30-11-2022, 03:00 AM

No mention of pussy that has been the undoing of so many men

**misskit** · 30-11-2022, 06:30 AM

What’s with the geese beating Brits in a fight?

**Simon43** · 30-11-2022, 08:03 AM

Originally Posted by misskit

What’s with the geese beating Brits in a fight?

Don't get in a fight with a goose! Why do you think some businesses keep flocks of geese as a deterrent to thieves? Nasty, vicious buggers they are (I mean the geese, not the thieves).

**Fondles** · 30-11-2022, 08:21 AM

Why would I want to fight animals ?

**sabang** · 30-11-2022, 09:43 AM

^^^ Vicious creatures, especially when broody. They used to scare the shit out of my American bull terrier.

**Edmond** · 30-11-2022, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by misskit

geese

You mean cobra-ducks.

**dirk diggler** · 30-11-2022, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by helge

Survey of 2082 GB adults ?

Can't see any of those animals survive a night of pub crawling in Glasgow

Try it with an Aberdeen accent.

**Buckaroo Banzai** · 30-11-2022, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by misskit

What’s with the geese beating Brits in a fight?

Aside from the fact that chipmunks can beat Brits in a fight
Geese can be very aggressive,
Back in the US where we lived , there was a small lake and geese would stay there every year when they were migrating.
Across the lake there was a deli where they also sold food to feed the geese
so me and my doughtier bought some and proceeded to feed the cute geese
not before long there were a bunch of geese gathered around us and started getting aggressive and going for our hands and the bag of food.
I am not ashamed to say that we threw the bag at them and run.

So I can honestly say I was mugged by geese

**Loy Toy** · 30-11-2022, 11:44 AM

I hate moles.................They beat the fuck out of my wallet every time!

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