Does your Thai wife have your number.

**Buckaroo Banzai** · 24-11-2022, 09:05 AM

So a few minutes ago while we are fussing around the garden I say:
Me: "Look honey it looks like a blade of grass but its not, its a bug"
Wife immediately and deadpan :
"No its not it's grass"
Me the dork that I am:
No honey it's a bug, when I touch it it flew away"
Wife same deadpan expression:
"you are stupid its grass"
Me: 'touch it and you will see"
Wife touches it and it fly's away,
Me. excited that I finally won an argument
" See I told you"
Wife not missing a beat:
"Its mixed"
Me exasperated :
"Mixed?? mixed with what?"
Wife brakes out laughing!!
Me realising that I am severely outclassed and should had conceded the point to begin with

;

**cyrille** · 24-11-2022, 09:09 AM

If she has got your number then she's one point up on me.

I have absolutely no fkin idea what you're on about.

**Buckaroo Banzai** · 24-11-2022, 09:10 AM

Originally Posted by cyrille

If she has got your number then she's one point up on me.

I have absolutely no fkin idea what you're on about.

Why should today be any different?

**cyrille** · 24-11-2022, 09:11 AM

Good point.

**Stumpy** · 24-11-2022, 09:43 AM

Good One BB. Another day in our life in Thailand. There are times I start to say something and totally reconsider and just go about my day and take it as a victory....

**cyrille** · 24-11-2022, 09:49 AM

Thinking of saying something, then thinking better of it.

Now that I can relate to.

**harrybarracuda** · 24-11-2022, 03:06 PM

I had my own moment in an eatery this morning.

The menu has a "toasted bacon and egg sandwich".

I said "Can I have a bacon and egg sandwich, but not toasted".

*Blank look*

"Not toast, just bread".

"We haven't got any bread".

"Have you got toast?".

"Yes".

At this point I paused and waiting. After an indeterminate time, the wheels turned, the lightbulb glowed dimly and she smiled....

I got my untoasted bacon and egg sandwich, and all was well in the world.

**Iceman123** · 24-11-2022, 04:49 PM

^
Are you married to the lady in the eatery?

**Buckaroo Banzai** · 24-11-2022, 06:41 PM

When we were in the US I had to get up very early in the morning to go to work (4:30 am) and usually I was half asleep as I got ready and inadvertently I took the TV remote control with me which looked a little like my telephone. Lucky I had also taken my Phone , because everyone in the job would be calling me all day on it as I was out on the field, and without it would had been a disaster.
anyway . as I am driving to work I reach in my pocket for some reason and discover I have the TV remote control with me
and not wanting my wife to go crazy looking for the remote control I call her and tell het that I mistook the TV remote control for my telephone and took it with me, I am driving to work but I am too far to turn around and bring it to you.
Oh, says my wife do you want me to drive to the office and bring you your telephone?
No I tell he cause , I AM CALLING YOU WITH THE TV REMOTE CONTROL!! LOL
silence and confusion on the other side, Untill she got it and we both bursted out in laughter.
To her credit it was also early in the morning for her and she was also half asleep and did not notice the number from which I was calling her.

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