So a few minutes ago while we are fussing around the garden I say:
Me: "Look honey it looks like a blade of grass but its not, its a bug"
Wife immediately and deadpan :
"No its not it's grass"
Me the dork that I am:
No honey it's a bug, when I touch it it flew away"
Wife same deadpan expression:
"you are stupid its grass"
Me: 'touch it and you will see"
Wife touches it and it fly's away,
Me. excited that I finally won an argument
" See I told you"
Wife not missing a beat:
"Its mixed"
Me exasperated :
"Mixed?? mixed with what?"
Wife brakes out laughing!!
Me realising that I am severely outclassed and should had conceded the point to begin with
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