Thread: TeakDOOR Top Tips

If you need to improvise some leg protection for mowing rough ground without a basket to catch the crap try cutting the toes off a pair of holy socks.

After I pulled them on to model them it made me think of Katie, about to head out on one of her unexpected journeys. Although my Mother's Pride legs are not quite as lush and luvly

The subject of gaiters came up on Katie's hiking thread a while back and these are technically kind-of gaiters in a sense.

^ there's something strange about you Loops, but for the life of me i can't quite put it into words adequate enough

I wear gumboots when I attempt such chores Looper.

I know not up to your fashion standards but you just have to hose them off when finished.

^ Loy wtf are you on?

Beer I clock, is it?

^ the usual from you and the crew, what is your excuse for the rambling and ridiculous posts you make. PH the front end of the panto donkey will be along soon to support you. The pair of you add nothing here.

So, yes...

Originally Posted by Looper

gaiters

Should only be worn by ww1 soldiers and kinky fookers

They are called puttees, not gaiters FWIW.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

The pair of you add nothing here.

You've added about a half dozen usernames and interminable and incalculable whinges.

Make some shin guards from the 2 litre milk bottles.

Empty is preferable, but up to you

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

I wear gumboots when I attempt such chores Looper.

Much better protection against snakes.

I prefer bringing the cows into the garden to eat the grass, but they tend to leave clumps and eat the pot plants.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Beer I clock, is it?

You had one job

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