Thread: Random quotes of the day you hear.

A thread to post up the strange, unusual and wacky things you hear people saying.

An old boy in the queue before me says..

"I'll have an ounce of ready rubbed Virginia and some Swan Vesta matches ".

Over to you..

"I should have fucked off and let the forum die"

Originally Posted by cyrille

"Anyway, I was going to upload some pics of a Chicken Masala and Aloo Gobi I made, mk, to show you it's not difficult...but the first picture came out sideways and I just can't be arsed."

Absolutely

Originally Posted by Joe 90

arse

holed.

'Anyhow, you win Ciz!

I had enough of you and this forum, adios!'

Near on 20 years back.

Mate who got his forklift truck license walked in to the pub and boasted.

"I'm allowed to operate any forklift in Europe, except for America".

Originally Posted by Bogon

Near on 20 years back.

Mate who got his forklift truck license walked in to the pub and boasted.

"I'm allowed to operate any forklift in Europe, except for America".

That's ok because I have a chainsaw license, but its only in English.

About an hour ago:

Dirk: Hi Zia, is my Mrs with you?
Zia: No she's at home
D: Ok, never mind, her phone battery is dead
Z: Do you want me to call her?

Loy Toy standing next to a Thai Civil engineer watching the flood water rage across Loy Toy's property>

LT: We have a 30 cubic metre projected area of flood water flow entering a confined area with 10 cubic metre projected area of flood water exit flow?
Thai Civil Engineer: Chai.
LT: Now you say by increasing the exit flow ratio to 12 cubic metres will solve the overflow issue?
Thai Civil Engineer: Chai.
LT: Really?
Thai Civil Engineer: Mai me pen har!
LT:

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Dirk: Hi Zia, is my Mrs with you?
Zia: No she's at home
D: Ok, never mind, her phone battery is dead
Z: Do you want me to call her?

Landline?

(Trying to be kind to Zia)

No land line