Mid Term Results
St Willy's Academy for the terminally Incontinent
Head Girl Harriet has won a scholarship to C Mai old geezafluffing Academy, a big hand
bald Rick will take over after passing a rugs test by Matron Neverna
Snubble Rubblestein Golden Bucket of Chicken Kyiv for a month
Herr Doktor Hat a bra fitting booked
STD clinic recall Messers NoRubbaJohnny, YourFaddy and Hal E Tosis
Lenny Looper wins the top Model prize
Tiddler Tomcat Flower arranging garland
Mendip will have to resit as exam done by Anna see me after recess
Edmundo "Almost upskirt " the C Mai"Lulu of a lunchbreak" Mama noodle bonus
Misskit will again be reality monitor not Simple Rustle as rumoured in Moose News
Jeff Ass Tall award to Sybille superspell who will enter Grammar crammer
Special needs after Weds half holiday in the remove
Sabang Senior Serving Seamen and "Paster " Oh Oh junior Red Star of Hainan
Ms Backspin see me
Professor Cheetycheaty promises to return when Man City win Champions League