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    Farang loses wads of cash after falling asleep in Pattaya

    "Ugandan discussions" fnar fnar

    Must have been pretty good at DIY to uninstall a hotel safe.

    A Ugandan prostitute allegedly snatched a British tourist’s safe with hundreds of thousands of baht in it in Pattaya. Even though the incident happened on October 2, it was reported on Saturday that police still hadn’t caught the suspect.

    The victim, 57 year old Steven Paul, took a streetwalker he met on Walking Street back to his guesthouse on Soi Chalermprakiat 21 off Third Road. The woman was 26 year old Shakirah Namatovu.

    After Paul had his fun, he fell asleep. When he woke up, he found that Shakirah had run off with his safe, which had contained 8,500 British pounds, about 360,000 baht. The safe also contained Steven’s passport and other documents, Pattaya Mail reported.

    Hotel staff reportedly did not notice Shikirah leaving the hotel with the safe early in the early hours of the morning.

    Ugandan prostitute snatches hundreds of thousands of baht from British tourist in Pattaya | Thaiger

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    Hole new twist on safe sex.

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    Classy Steven


    All the way to Thailand for this

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    With all that's on offer in Thailand he goes for her?

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    Fortunately his family need never kno...oh.


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    Hotel staff reportedly did not notice Shikirah leaving the hotel with the safe early in the early hours of the morning.
    what !!! she walked out with the safe !!!!!! unless she had stuffed it up her snatch how could they not notice?




    the immigration department pixel out her passport number on the form, but then clearly show it on a photo of her passport main page.

    idiots, or, dare i say it .... chickenheads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by taxexile View Post
    what !!! she walked out with the safe !!!!!! unless she had stuffed it up her snatch how could they not notice?




    the immigration department pixel out her passport number on the form, but then clearly show it on a photo of her passport main page.

    idiots, or, dare i say it .... chickenheads.
    An educated guess would be that the one security guard on duty when guests are most at risk was asleep.

    The 'chickenheads' didn't lose out - only the 'thick as mince' Brit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    With all that's on offer in Thailand he goes for her?
    What kind of prostitutes do you prefer Panny?

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    What kind of prostitutes do you prefer Panny?
    whatever you do, just dont mention silom rd.

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    Gosh, there’s a surprise. Tax imagining posters having gay sex, again.
    Last edited by DrWilly; 03-11-2022 at 08:27 PM.

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    her???? I thought that was a bloke!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Gosh, there's a surprise.
    You white knighting for Fanny.

    Yeah, surprising.


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    Built like a shot putter, perhaps this ingenious "Professional" had an accomplice?

    Nigerian "gentlemen" are always offering places to put savings, she may have smuggled it out in a bucket pie , travelling Gulliver's sausages or if on higher perches with a confederate's Hilux below used her gifts as a tosser?
    “What contemptible scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    You white knighting for Fanny.

    Yeah, surprising.

    Yeah, Nah. I ignored Armstrong. But whatevs. Tell me taxi wasn't fantasing about gay sex, again. If you like.

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    Woah, what a strange one. Came all the way to Thailand to meet a Ugandan prostitute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by panama hat View Post
    With all that's on offer in Thailand he goes for her?
    To be fair, who hasn't had an unflattering passport or driver's licence photo?


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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Gosh, there’s a surprise. Tax imagining posters having gay sex, again.
    The old fella does seem to have a thing about homosexuality which gets him all heated up.



    Quote Originally Posted by cyrille View Post
    You white knighting for Fanny.
    And you're being humped by the geriatric taxi driver every single time . . . whatever floats your boat, eh sybille.



    Quote Originally Posted by happynz View Post
    To be fair, who hasn't had an unflattering passport or driver's licence photo?
    Very true . . . but there are limits, surely.
    Last edited by panama hat; 04-11-2022 at 04:56 AM. Reason: edit sp.

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    Who would stay in a guesthouse with the equivalent of nearly 20k sterling in one of those tiny safes?


    Looks like Lulu cashed in his bitcoin and lost it all on black again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    lost it all on black again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Who would stay in a guesthouse with the equivalent of nearly 20k sterling in one of those tiny safes?
    Perhaps he just had £2k but wants to claim £20k for the insurance…

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    He'd have to provide proof . . . but if true then yes:
    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    Who would stay in a guesthouse with the equivalent of nearly 20k sterling in one of those tiny safes?

    Seems a bit suss

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    He must have a pretty deep pocket to risk carrying that much cash.

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    Clearly, if it is right he actually lost £8500, then our Mr.Paul either stole that money or it was money obtained through the black economy or from the proceeds of crime.

    On noting his current accommodation I should think he either likes living in squalid circumstances or wished to keep a very low profile.

    Fucking an African street whore from WS suggests some deep rooted issues as yet unresolved.
    Last edited by Seekingasylum; 06-11-2022 at 06:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Fucking an African street whore from WS suggests some deep rooted issues as yet unresolved.
    Not really, you can't find them on craigslist anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
    Fucking an African street whore from WS suggests some deep rooted issues as yet unresolved.
    Careful as Armstrong seems to have a penchant for them

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