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    Sordid' man had sex with chickens, horse, donkey and dog, court hears

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    A ‘SORDID’ father-of-two who would creep into a poultry farm at night to have sex with chickens used to apologise to the animals afterwards.

    Shane Waters, who has previously been convicted of having sex with a horse and a donkey, admitted in his police interview that he could not control his ‘urges’ when it came to sexual intercourse with animals.

    Burnley Crown Court also heard that the 40-year-old admitted to having sex with his own dog, a Great Dane, despite the fact she would bite him while he was doing so.


    “He admitted he had been on the farm on nine previous occasions and told officers he would say sorry to the chickens when he was finished.

    “He also admitted to having sexual intercourse with his Great Dane at his address. He said he knew she didn’t like it and would growl and bite him.”

    Defending her client, Anna Chesnutt said Waters, of Elizabeth Street, Accrington, was deeply ashamed of his actions.

    She said: “There is nothing that I can offer on his behalf by way of excuse, he is genuinely ashamed and apologetic. He appreciates the full force of his suffering that he has caused to animals.

    “Before he was remanded into custody there was an order in place that would allow him to see his children every Sunday. He misses them desperately as a result of being in prison and wants to be a good father to them and continue to see them.

    “You will be aware that he does not have diagnosed mental health issues, but he feels there may be some undiagnosed traumatic events that he needs to explore.

    “He wants to explore with his GP what sort of support may be available to him in the community.”

    Sentencing, Judge Sara Dodd imposed a criminal behaviour order upon Waters, banning him from owning or keeping animals.

    Judge Dodd said: “This is a case which is as unusual as it is disturbing. On two occasions on the 18th and 19th of September you broke into chicken sheds at the farm.


    You penetrated the anus of a number of chickens and ejaculated. As I understanded it at least 15 died as a result of your sordid sexual activity.

    “Those who kept the chickens are understandably horrified and appalled by what you have done.

    “When the police attended to arrest you, your dog was examined. Your semen was found in the vagina. You would go on to accept intercourse with your dog took place on 5-6 occasions over previous months.

    “I have no doubt that anybody hearing the details of this case will be disturbed. Your conduct is distressing and deeply worrying.

    “It is said on your behalf that you want to seek help for your urged, as you described them to the police. You were given that opportunity previously but that has not stopped your offending.”

    A restraining order stopping Waters from approaching Lower Holker Farm was also imposed, and he must sign the sexual offenders register.

    RSPCA inspector Demi Hodby said: “A farmer in the Accrington area called the RSPCA to investigate his concerns about a number of chicken deaths at his premises in September.

    “Tests carried out on the bodies revealed a number of chickens had been sexually abused which had led to their deaths.

    “The RSPCA worked with Lancashire police to identify the offender who was captured on CCTV entering the premises. A man from Accrington was arrested at his home address on October 21.

    “The RSPCA removed a dog from the address and she is now in the care of the animal charity where she will remain until she is ready to be rehomed.”


    'Sordid' man had sex with chickens, horse, donkey and dog, court hears | Bradford Telegraph and Argus
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    Anyone on the forum live in Accrington? Must be a bloody boring place or the women butt-ugly if you're reducing to sticking your willy in a chicken's bottom. Don't they have sex dolls in that town?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simon43 View Post
    Anyone on the forum live in Accrington?
    I believe its Hals neck of the woods or chicken depending how you look at it

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    A chicken? Sure, we've all done a animal of our own species, like a dog or horse, but a chicken? How fooking disgusting is that? Once a mammal, you'll never stray again from a mammal!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    How fooking disgusting is that?
    Have you seen Deep Gizzard ?

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    Different gravy oop norf

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    Quote Originally Posted by Topper View Post
    A chicken? Sure, we've all done a animal of our own species, like a dog or horse, but a chicken? How fooking disgusting is that? Once a mammal, you'll never stray again from a mammal!
    Its fowl!

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    Funnily enough, there was somebody at school who we christened "dog wank."

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Funnily enough, there was somebody at school who we christened "dog wank."
    Must be something in the water up here.

    A lad at our school was caught wanking his dog off in their garden.
    When the news broke, he get a load of grief for the remainder of his school days.

    To be fair his was a bit ruff.


    But shagging chickens to death is a whole new level.
    That's the sort of activity you expect in rural Burnley, South of Bristol and parts of the West Midlands.

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    The cock tales of one fine man Mendip
    Who bragged of his Cock oh so splendid

    Needed "flowers and bees"
    Lubed up with mushy peas

    And was soon on his way with some Hen Dip


    But as the story often goes
    When you lust for chooks and for hoes

    Bloody thing started to drip
    Time for a Bumrungrad trip

    Always safer to ask them for...................blows


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    Change the title from Sordid to 'Sick'. lmao

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    Why the air quotes? Do you not think this behaviour is really sick? Why the lmao? Is it really funny to you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrWilly View Post
    Why the air quotes? Do you not think this behaviour is really sick? Why the lmao? Is it really funny to you?
    You Sir William of Anus are a Cockwomble of monumental proportions and most probably beyond a doubt of a doubting Thomas a Chicken plucker, oops edit flucker.

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    That's 3 cockkwombles in a row, Chitty. Perhaps time to go to head, eh?

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    Don't let it go to your head, yes I'm off to bed.

    Goodnight Cockwomble.
    That 2 hat - triks Hal.
    And some grammatical errors for the usual suspects.

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    What a Cock.

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    An old guy shuffles into a bar at sundown with his eyes low and his head down. The bartender says "Ay, Billy! what's the matter. You seem troubled"


    Billy responds with "You see this bar we're standing in. I built it with me own hands! but they don't call me Billy the Bar Builder, no!


    And the bridge everyone uses to cross the river to get to the market, I built that that with me own hands too! but do they call me Billy the Bridge Builder? no, they do not.


    And the wall that protects our city, I built that with me own hands too! and they don't call me Billy the Wall Builder neither.


    BUT YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!...

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