Would you pay nearly a £100,000 for a drunken night of debauchery?
Well a mate of mine did!
It involved a bottle of Tequila and a woman from Liverpool who works for the Child Support Agency.
He got a phone call 9 months after his one night stand that he hardly remembers.
"Congratulations, you're a daddy"
Naturally he thought it was a wind up and told her to fvck off.
First mistake!
Second mistake was asking for a paternity test.
She replied" if you apply for a paternity test then you will never see your child that I've named after you"
Long story short...
My mate has had £400 a month deducted from his monthly salary for the last 18 years for a one night stand.
You couldn't make this shit up.