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    Isle of discombobulation Joe 90's Avatar
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    The worlds most expensive sex! £86,400 for one night!

    Would you pay nearly a £100,000 for a drunken night of debauchery?


    Well a mate of mine did!

    It involved a bottle of Tequila and a woman from Liverpool who works for the Child Support Agency.


    He got a phone call 9 months after his one night stand that he hardly remembers.
    "Congratulations, you're a daddy"

    Naturally he thought it was a wind up and told her to fvck off.
    First mistake!

    Second mistake was asking for a paternity test.

    She replied" if you apply for a paternity test then you will never see your child that I've named after you"

    Long story short...

    My mate has had £400 a month deducted from his monthly salary for the last 18 years for a one night stand.

    You couldn't make this shit up.

    Shalom

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    Thailand Expat Backspin's Avatar
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    This is the kind of stresses that made me want to retire from the single life. Worrying if you knocked someone up or caught an STD. Visiting the clinic suuuckkks.

    As far as knock ups go, it can be avoided if you just see a prostitute instead of finding someone in the wild in heat.

    How old is your mate ?

    BTW well played. I assumed the thread was about some high end prostitute.

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    I had twins, that fuck cost me a whole lot more than 100k !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fondles View Post
    I had twins, that fuck cost me a whole lot more than 100k !!
    Yes, but you got to keep them

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    Second mistake was asking for a paternity test.

    She replied" if you apply for a paternity test then you will never see your child that I've named after you"
    Who would honestly give a fuck what the kids name was if it wasn't yours?

    Is your mate retarded?

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    Well, 'birds of a feather...'

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    Didn't use a condom on a one night stand and couldn't be arsed to see if the alleged child was really his. Lazy idiot. One born every minute. Serves the fooker right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post

    Second mistake was asking for a paternity test.

    She replied" if you apply for a paternity test then you will never see your child that I've named after you"
    Sorry to say your mate is a complete chump if that knocked him back. He should have told her to fuck right off, and not pay a dime until it was proven to be his. Then link visitation with child support.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nidhogg View Post
    Sorry to say your mate is a complete chump if that knocked him back. He should have told her to fuck right off, and not pay a dime until it was proven to be his. Then link visitation with child support.

    Exactly. Story smells higher than chitty’s fish curry dinner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iceman123 View Post
    Yes, but you got to keep them
    They are now 26yrs old.

    Last time I saw then was 26 years ago.

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    ^ oops
    Get in touch before they start missing you.

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