Thread: Whip That Camel Toe Into Shape

What are the stats on flappy labias by country?

Originally Posted by taxexile

if they claim that their wrinkled labia flapping about in the breeze is causing them "mental 'elf issues" then yes, i'm sure some woke lefty medic will call it as a life saving emergency and the fat cow will jump in front of the cancer patient in the queue for treatment.

Its a fact that lots of horsey women get stretched and beaten out inner labia, goes with the territory and i liked it. Never heard them complaining.

Originally Posted by misskit

What are the stats on flappy labias by country?

A lot lower in Africa and ME with FGM.

Reminds me of a time with my ex wife, who was trying to be sexy by sliding her lollipop in and out of her tush then licking it. Steady love, I said, you'll need that to see the kids across the road tomorrow morning.

A bunch of teakdoor's fat fucks being experts on obesity rates.

The irony of the shameless

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ you could move out of Germany

On my way out as I post. I think it was Agatha Christie that I was paraphrasing, when she commented on women and trousers, at a time when wearing them first became fashionable.
I happen to have the same opinion, a woman's figure is far more flattering in a dress.

^ just in time to miss the brown outs

Aww, yd getting ignored again.

^

and cyrille seeking attention. again.

Originally Posted by taxexile

it is not only far cheaper to buy ingredients and then prepare and cook them than it is to purchase processed packaged ready meals or order deliveroo shite on a wallet draining i phone but it is also healthier.

This bozo has never been to the US! That is for sure.

Originally Posted by bsnub

This bozo has never been to the US! That is for sure.

And you've never been outside USA

Dill called, he's feeling bullied!

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Originally Posted by malmomike77

goes with the territory and i liked it. Never heard them complaining.

Spare a thought for the next bloke that comes along thinking his new girlfriend is practically a virgin with her tight tucked in vagina lips.

nothing like getting your ears wet

Anyway getting back on topic, TC and Snubs back camel toes could probably do with some tidying

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Anyway getting back on topic, TC and Snubs back camel toes could probably do with some tidying

No surgical procedure can fix their wizards sleeves.

The economy in the Midwest and south has been devastated by 'free' trade over the years. The only cheap and plentiful drug is fast food.

Originally Posted by Backspin

The only cheap and plentiful drug is fast food.

...is this your understanding of camel toe?...

Logs in for a wankfest on camel toe pictures.


Knocks one out using a mental image of a fat bird in leggings.


Logs out contented.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

No surgical procedure can fix their wizards sleeves.

Originally Posted by taxexile

FFS

I've just had my dinner.

^How classy to call them slappers?
Show's how much respect you have for women on some of your earlier comments.

I can't say I'm surprised by the majority of ignorant comments on this thread. If some of you would actually look up why most women have this surgery, you'd realize it isn't mainly for cosmetic reasons.

. First, there are several functional benefits when electing for a labiaplasty. Many females who suffer from an enlarged labia experience difficulty with exercise, hygiene, urinary tract infections, sexual activity and other physical activity.
Furthermore, with the increasing trend of wearing yoga pants, workout pants and swimming suits, an enlarged labium can make it difficult to wear such clothes. However, most female patients describe feeling extremely self-conscious when becoming romantically involved with their partners. These reasons and others are what females consider when choosing a labiaplasty.

What is a labiaplasty and what does it involve? | ASPS


And it is a real thing.. you guys act again like you know it all when you don't.