Thread: The Glasgow Times Agony Aunt Column: 'My trip to Thailand has led to major cash woes'

Thankfully Janice has put him straight

Dear Janice, five years ago, I holidayed in Thailand. Instead of coming home with the usual duty-free, I somehow landed myself a Thai bride!
I was widowed 10 years ago, and the loneliness was overwhelming, so when this beautiful young woman was into me, I couldn’t believe my luck. The attraction was instant and as soon as I could I brought her to Scotland.
However, it has been far from plain sailing and any affection, never mind sex, has long gone.
I have spent most of my redundancy money sending large sums to her sick mother and other members of her family.
She says she won’t return to Thailand until I put a final lump of cash in her bank account, but I am struggling financially.
I’m also desperately scared to be on my own again. I have no friends to ask, so please advise. Arthur.

Dear Arthur, regardless of whether your wife is Taeng from Thailand or Mags from Maryhill, you are embroiled in a sad and controlling situation.
This woman sees you as a vulnerable cash-cow and has jumped on the opportunity to bleed you dry.
The first thing to do is contact a matrimonial/family lawyer who will advise how best financially to conclude this disastrous period of your life. Do not send one more penny to her family until you have done so.
Join your local social club, church, pub quiz night, anything to fill in your time. Long winter nights are ahead, so it’s up
to you to bring some light into your life.
And don’t be put off… there are lovely ladies out there who will appreciate you for you, and not what’s in your back pocket. (Although I don’t suppose that’s much nowadays!)
Next time you venture abroad, Arthur, just bring home a bottle of Johnnie Walker. It won’t cost as much, you’ll get more pleasure from it and ... you won’t get a five-year hangover!

Ask Janice: 'My trip to Thailand has led to major cash woes' | Glasgow Times

A five year hangover… but once rid of this one, he’ll be straight back over for the next!

Yupp
needs a porn hub and smoochi subscription for when he visits
and get a cat for the companionship

Originally Posted by reinvented

Yupp
needs a porn hub and smoochi subscription for when he visits
and get a cat for the companionship

I think he's had enough pussy getting its claws into him.

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