Thread: Air fryers

I would just put salmon, prawns and crab together in an air fryer. Who needs a recipe/cooking instructions?








I just need an air fryer.

You don’t, they’re shit.

Just pay for oil you cheap cnts.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

You don’t, they’re shit.

Just pay for oil you cheap cnts.

The less mess I make, the better it is for me. Fuck the expense.

Frying tastes better though.

^

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Frying tastes better though.

For a lazy, messy cook like me, it’s always better to let someone else do the cooking and washing up. Hence my preference for restaurant dining.

When my idea of home cooking is best suited to snacks like beans on toast, or boiled egg and ‘soldiers’, any labour saving device is potentially a welcome addition.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Frying tastes better though.

If you don't care about the future heart attack.

It doesn't matter if you care or not, frying still tastes better.

Anyway, 100% extra virgin olive oil is healthy, right?

Just add exercise.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

frying still tastes better.

There's loads of oil and fat in meat already, you daft Jock koonta

Try not cleaning the fucker out so often. You could deep fry Mars Bars in mine

Oh dear.

Is that your air fryer or your chamber pot?

Originally Posted by Mendip

Is that your air fryer or your chamber pot?

Dual use appliances are all the rage right now.

Originally Posted by Topper

Dual use appliances are all the rage right now.

I bet he licked that spatula clean.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You could deep fry Mars Bars in mine

Snickers are better.

The shopkeeper gave me a box of about 60 chocolate bars the other day that had melted and went out of shape



I might give this deep frying a Twirl.

Guffaw

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I might give this deep frying a Twirl.

That'll give you a Boost

Dairy Milk Caramel.

Could stick a few of the Dairy Milk Wholenut into that package of pre-workout powder too mate.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Could stick a few of the Dairy Milk Wholenut into that package of pre-workout powder too mate.

More productive than a kitkat handshake

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

I might give this deep frying a Twirl.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

That'll give you a Boost

Straight for the Boost all day long.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

The shopkeeper gave me a box of about 60 chocolate bars the other day that had melted and went out of shape

Were they freebies?

Or did you get them on account of your customer loyalty buying all that gassy nitro piss?

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

The shopkeeper gave me a box of about 60 chocolate bars the other day that had melted and went out of shape

Isn't it weird how free melted chocolate from Patel's corner shop smells of rat piss and has small nibbles taken out of the wrapper.

^ He did say I got lucky this week due to his usual buyer having already flown out to Korat for the winter with a container full of out of date Frosty Jack, Crumpton Oaks, steak and kidney fray bentos, dented Heinz multipacks and military grade toe nail clippers

That business of deep frying chocolate bars is so unhealthy.
You should try air frying them. much healthier I'm sure.