Thread: Her Most Glorious Maj - The Queen

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Across the nation, millions of servile people of all ages are ecstatic to confirm that they were born inferior by the will of God and that they love nothing more than to doff their caps to someone who rules over them just because she was born.

At a street party in Maidenhead, ruddy-faced simpleton NPT/Malmö...

Originally Posted by cyrille

It seems a lot more servile to be on the other side of the world and still kneeling to a Union Jack and grovelling to a great grandma.

Yea . . . nah . . . it's a day off at most. No-one kneels and no-one grovels at the feet of some old nasty bitch inbred.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

wasn't your last imperial ruler Austrian

Isn't your current one German?

Originally Posted by cyrille

Isn't he, like seventy something?

yeah - 73 I think, and he looked every day of it.

Originally Posted by panama hat

No-one kneels and no-one grovels at the feet of some old nasty bitch inbred.

Really, i thought you lot had been grovelling under Mutti.

Originally Posted by nidhogg

yeah - 73 I think, and he looked every day of it.

That Camila, she's been taking too much of his essence, that's women for you.

Red Arrows flypast:



Lizzie plus planes should be right up Looper's soi.

^ Richard the Third, no doubt.

Originally Posted by Mendip

^ Richard the Third, no doubt.

Looks like ohno is intent on adding a musical interlude to the 'off topic drivel' thread.

Originally Posted by cyrille

By the way, I complain about very little if you just pay a bit more attention.

Yeah you, sausages, and tax never complain

Fuck off you melt.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Might get one of these mugs as a souvenir, hey mendy you could do with some new mugs

I'm thinking of getting one of these Joe.

It could double up as an anniversary gift to the wife if I can endure another five and a half decades.

^ Didn't she buy you that mug with the anchor on it?

If you change that to weeks, you could give it to Joe

^ That would be a long session in the car park.

Seconds more like!

Originally Posted by Mendip

I'm thinking of getting one of these Joe.

It could double up as an anniversary gift to the wife if I can endure another five and a half decades.

70 glorious years? Really....

Glorious for who?

^ For the wife, of course!

Originally Posted by cyrille

Liceman, I'm no royalist, but an Australian saying he doesn't know why the UK doesn't cast these anachronisms aside is...kind of absurd.

Just to point out that iceman is a scot. And a damn good scot too.

He fucked off from there.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Lizzie plus planes should be right up Looper's soi.

A jubbly bubbly Jubilee would not be complete without a Red Arrows flypast and the Airfix Airforce did not let me down...

have you got a Jet Provost Loops?, my dead (Sadly) uncle worked on it in Hunting.

^I narrowly missed out on getting one about a year ago MM so I remain provostless at this point

I will need to start economising anyway if I am going to get over the line on one of these monarchical Barbies from the merciless arse-reaming touts

^ go on you know you want to

I actually found one of those planes, a toy metal one.
In our garden about 13 years ago.
It was hanging from a string in one of the boys bedrooms for several years. Probably in the massive box full of die cast cars etc that no one ever plays with but I haven't got the heart to give away or sell.

Great little plane. Back in the days when the UK used to develop planes and see if anyone wanted to buy then, real amateur development stuff. That bottom photo is a fly by

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Really, i thought you lot had been grovelling under Mutti.

Again, you're having issues with your version of 'thinking', you should abstain.




Seventy years of living in utter opulence while her subjects grow dumber and poorer by the day.

Yes, well done.