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    Fudge. (No laughing down the back. )

    So I getz back from me cycle, all sweaty and buzzed up off Slipknot's classic debut album.


    Before I know it I'm on me sofa and feeling around inside of me right ear. Something in there feels oddly circular on me fingertip.

    Right then, where are the cotton buds. Shove one in and give it a good ol' wriggle n tiggle. Jam it right in to make a homemade twiglet.

    Suck on that badboy, but notice that the soothing sounds of the Chinese neighbours screaming at each other sound oddly underwater-ish.



    Fok.









    Spot the difference.


    Got it in so deep that can't feel it with finger now.


    Amputation?

    I like Van Gogh, but not sure I want to model my bodily modifications on 'im.

    6 weeks to live?

    Destined to listen to the intricacies of Extreme Norwegian Gore Metal as if I'm in a bubble bath?

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    Can you not push it out from the other side?

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    ^ LMAO, a classic mendy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mendip View Post
    Can you not push it out from the other side?


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    You weren't really listening to slipknot 1 were you ? That was some edgy shit back in 1999. I got the first alblum just when it was getting popular.

    Makes Marilyn Manson look sane. Some tunes were unique though



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    You need someone or something who is good at sucking. I have a very strong sex toy that might work, but you probably don't want a sticky ear...

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    Happened to me a few months ago. Awful feeling. I got it out with tweezers. Haven't touched those headphones since.

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    Black Sabbath/ Beast Boys/White Noise at max volume should shatter it or eardrum or both, make sure to first strip and sit (alone) sit on the toilet with plenty of absorbent material (Socal's greatest posts?) to hand.



    Plan B if you know someone with a very small but very sticky Willy its FOJ in reverse thread

    You can borrow me "toilet ducky " if you promise not to livestream.

    "The male duck's penis is spiral-shaped: like a corkscrew, it twists in a counter-clockwise direction so that sperm will target the oviduct on the female's left-hand side."
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    one likes crumpet with leaky bottoms

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    Emergency averted, no need for a clinic or amputation. Edith built herself up to stick a tweezers into me lughole after a glass of white.



    The lil fooker.




    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    Happened to me a few months ago. Awful feeling.
    It was worth it. Post surgery I got Edith with the ol:


    How does it feel, is it okay?

    What?

    How does it feel, is it okay?

    What?


    *huff* Whatever.




    What? *childish giggle*




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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Edith built herself up to stick a tweezers into me lughole after a glass of white


    Her nails are mingin'

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    Thanks, that's me parodying after she went off after the hilarious 'what?.... what?' joke.


    Some people have no appreciation of highbrow comedy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post


    Her nails are mingin'
    Oirish, they are pretty fukin skuzzy people - will put up with anything

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    Quote Originally Posted by armstrong View Post
    Haven't touched those headphones since.
    Any recos for some other ones?


    Was gonna superglue that piece back on, but couldn't find the superglue, kid said she didn't see it, though I'm pretty sure it's what killed the last hamster.


    Are those rock hard plastic ones still made, or are they banned under crimes against earmanity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    that's me parodying
    Oh...I thought she'd been fudge nudgin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg Dingle View Post
    fudge nudgin
    Actually did that once.


    Presuming it's slang for raiding the Cadbury's Selection boxes before Santa delivers them.


    Any recos for earphones that are sturdy and good and don't almost kill you!? Plug in, preferable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Was gonna superglue that piece back on, but couldn't find the superglue, kid said she didn't see it, though I'm pretty sure it's what killed the last hamster.
    superglue the other side just in case. All these accidents point to either a shorter life or a future Darwin award - you ain't the brightest, lets just hope its not genetic for Edwinas sake - after all, not giving her a first world education is hardly a great start. Whatadad

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    Fudge. (No laughing down the back. )-hgf-jpg

    Fudge. (No laughing down the back. )-images-jpg

    If you got the wodge Sennheiser if not you n Reg could get his n his fudgepackers

    Fudge. (No laughing down the back. )-download-jpg

    for travel my throwaways HECATE

    Amazon.com
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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Ordered.




    Oddly enough from lazada.com/shop/bettyboo

    What are the chances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by david44 View Post
    Sennheiser
    Bollox, myth

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